The Sun Can Suck My Dick

I hate heat waves. They make everything so annoying. And then I can't do a lot of biking cause of how hot it gets. If I could at this point I would blow up the sun just to make it cooler. Like the heats fun and all, but it makes it harder for me to hang with my friends. Cause I like biking everywhere, especially to my friend's houses. I won't let my dad drive me, cause I care for the environment. But like seriously, it's a pain in the ass to go biking somewhere and have to make sure you bring enough water to stay hydrated, and bring cash in case you run out of water. And then hanging with friends when it's not at a house is harder cause we walk everywhere. Especially where I hang the closest place to go to hang that has food is 4 miles away. And in 100 degree heat that is annoying as fuck. Cause when I get to the McDonalds my shirt is drenched and I go for the drink right away. Just stand at the fountain machine and chug 5 cups before I sit down and relax. And then I do a dicky thing. I order pizza to the McDonalds. I don't eat their food. But I don't show it off. And then we sit there at the McDonalds enjoying the air conditioning not looking forward to walking back so we can get picked up. Oh well.

I'm Such A Hypochondriac

For those of you who don't know, just so you don't have to google it, a hypochondriac is someone who will easily convince themselves that they're sick, going so far as to convince themselves they have symptoms of diseases. And with me, it's like every now and then when I get worried about something. Like for a couple weeks I use to think I may have had a tapeworm, which I didn't. But now I got a serious one. Tapeworms won't kill you, I think. I heard Lyme Disease can. And I've really been wondering around in the woods a lot and gotten quite a number of ticks. Now I normally check myself every 10 minutes when I'm out there, but I was carrying a lot of stuff on my back so I never checked my gut. So like 7 or 8 hours after wandering in the woods I scratch my belly and find out I got a giant tick there. And I looked up symptoms of Lyme Disease. I have had lots of joint pain, especially in my knuckles. I've been feeling tired as shit. The spot where the tick was is round and red. And I have had quite a few headaches. There's also a whole lot of looseness in my face I feel a lot, along with tingling in hands. God I hope it's just hypochondria.

Money Is What I Love, And I'm Not Jewish Either

Yep money. I love money. I save mine too and try my hardest to manage to make it in any way possible. I wanted a job this summer but didn't get one. Oh well. So anyways, me and my friends split for something and one of the changed his mind right after we ordered it. It pissed me the fuck off. But then another tries to weasel his ass out of having to pay as much money to the kid. Well I'll be fucking darned, he thinks it'll work.  And I work hard for my money. Besides the fact I get an allowance cause I do chores around my house I sell stuff a lot, not drugs, and I get jobs from my uncle. I like working, just cause it normally means you get money for it. Well, at least something you want from it. But I'm really pissed the fuck off, not as much cause my friend backed out but because my other friend doesn't want to pay as much. It really annoys me to an unlimited extent.

I Felt Paranoid Last Night

So, have you ever had that moment where you feel afraid to look up because you think you're going to see some pale, white, deformed creature with deep black eyes and it's going to come down to attack you. Well I had a serious one last night. Cause my Wii has a charger dock and I left it on my bed, I like sleeping on the floor. The blue light lit up my ceiling fan which I sleep directly under. And during the Summer I leave it on. So I couldn't sleep cause I just kept picturing the creature getting ready to eat me. Felt like some creatures from don't be afraid of the dark or the Grudge were going to go and attack me. And when I'm sleeping, I'm not ready to hit back.

I Hate How Lazy I've Been Feeling Lately

So Summer vacation is supposed to be about us relaxing and hanging with friends right? Well I do that. But I don't like being so lazy all the time. Like I bike to their houses which are about 5 miles away but when I'm at home I won't do anything. Won't clean my room. Won't do weights. I just sleep all day and play the new game on Facebook (which is defined as a retarded game) Dragon City. Like I just don't feel like doing anything. I guess I don't have any incentive, or anger to fuel me. And laziness is just horrible. I'll still cook though. But I got lots of shit that I have to do around my house, but it's taken up with super lazy time. I just sleep all day. That's really bad for me.

Fourth of July Is My Favorite Holiday

I know this is a couple days early but that's just cause I couldn't think of anything else to write about. So I just love fireworks. You can just ask any of my friends, I'm actually pretty good with them too. I don't actually light them though. I get a knife and some tape and strap them together in special organizations. I don't do anything stupid like cut them open though. I just pull of paper and use the knife to open up the fuses. And I actually make some good ones. And I never buy a lot on the Fourth though. I buy about 20 bucks worth at buy 1 get 2 or 3 free. And then the next day I buy about 30 bucks worth at Buy 1 get 3 or 4 free. And I make some really good shit. And the point of buying on the fourth is because there are some that get bought out before I get to it the next day. And I that's the only reason I like it though. I find there's nothing much to be happy about a crappy nation forming. Patriotism isn't one of my strong suits and I think it should suck my dick. My favorite firework is the smoke bombs.

These are some of the many I use a lot.

Google, You're Great and All But Sometimes I Think You Should Suck My Dick

So, Google runs this blog I use. Google runs Youtube, one of my favorite sites. But Google, sometimes you just piss me off. For example, yesterday I was going to a friend's house and I'd never been there before. I was on my bike and got lost because you guys can't give the correct distance. I can't measure distance that easily. But I can measure time. So one road I follow for 2.5 or 3 miles. It took me about 20 minutes. So then there's another road that's about 1.5 miles that I have to follow. Followed it for 10 minutes and never saw my turn. Turns out it was a little farther out. And so, I spent half an hour wandering around. Turns out the turn I was looking for was another mile or mile and a half down the road. But I never went to my friend's house. I just went home, and was exhausted cause the area I am in is going through a fucking heat wave right now. I biked about 15 or some miles yesterday, and it was fun at first. But on the way back I was having way too much trouble breathing. I almost called 911 because I almost puked, was dehydrated as shit, and was tired. My shirt and pants smelled like shit also. I came home, and just fell asleep. But it was a nice bike ride.