Just a Kid

I gotta learn girls but Imma do that alone
Cause the advice that I'm getting is worse than my phone
Samsung's ain't shit but bricks made of plastic
And my calm is shit like rubber bands are elastic
To be honest I'm feeling fantastic
Caffeine's like water and the weeds like grass
And my plantation is fruitful for now I guess
But I still gotta learn how to make a pass

I don't wanna be the 40 year old virgin
Or even worse 18
I wanna hop in bed
With the brand new love
When I meet her or she meets me
I wanna run the streets like I run my dick
Long and hard and off
I'm the kid that's gonna fuck the world up the ass
But right now I can't get off

This kid be crazy, what's he on coke?
Cause he's running his mouth and he's making bad pokes
And he asks for a date before he has the number
But he's a fucking kid so forget it
Or remember
This inexperienced fool is gonna fuck the world
But first he needs to know the art
So the grasshopper's hopping
And this kid is hoping
That he can play the part
He auditioned and failed
But the callback still came
But he wasn't gonna be the bitch
So he says fuck you
And suck my dick
But then he goes on to bitch

I don't wanna be the 40 year old virgin
Or even worse 18
I wanna hop in bed
With the brand new love
When I meet her or she meets me
I wanna run the streets like I run my dick
Long and hard and off
I'm the kid that's gonna fuck the world up the ass
But right now I can't get off

Look, I'm a potty mouthed pansy

That's gonna keep ranting
And my mind's so full of pot
It's also full of shit
So I'm a shithead
And I'm gonna watch the world rot
Now just take these pills
Now smile real wide
Now do your job and don't hide
Cause society's like a court
Lookin up as they look down
And the verdict's really poor
And they're lookin to make you a clown
Who's better than the worst
I'm bad at being good
Not me, Not I, Nor he
No good
This kid's
Done done
The worst
He could

I don't wanna be the 40 year old virgin
Or even worse 18
I wanna hop in bed
With the brand new love
When I meet her or she meets me
I wanna run the streets like I run my dick
Long and hard and off
I'm gonna fuck the world up the ass
First I need to make a pass
And I need to get off
But then again

I'm just a kid
But Imma dream big
I'm just a kid
But Imma do this shit
I'm just a kid
With a mind immature
I'm just a kid
And that's it
World