I'm the kid with an attitude, sharp tongue
I'm the kid with a megamind, fuck guns
Big head, blue blood, not an alien
Just the carry that's in for the millions
Take my time like a tortoise ,Body taut like rigamortis
Imma leave you all contorted, I'll control your very person
I'll consume the soul of haters, kinda busy, fuck you later
I'm the king of masturbaters, as I master master bait her

Getting lazy on the mic, but fucking everyday I write
Got verses for week but none are feeling tight
Pump that mindset feeling right Bump the music, it's a'ight
Hippies to the beastcoast and inbetween tonight
Peter Pan ain't as fly as I soar up in the sky
Sag my pants, shoot the wind, slowly die
Suicide, Regicide, betrayers on my side
As I size up the problem and blow it open wide
Take a peak into my mind, help me slowly turn the tide
Burn the beast and flay it's hide, Hit my homie for the ride
Sorry momma but I lied, college just ain't for me
Not looking to be lounging in a loveseat sipping tea
Fuck the tweed, plant my seed, grow a tree, living free
Eradicate the enemy I'll just convert them all to me
Honestly, my family's all just fuckers
A jammin band of Judas and a Jesus for the gunner

Bumblefucked in nowhere as I fuck around with words
I'll try and find my way but I can't stay the course
My life is up to me but I don't feel that's right
Feeling kinda docile, did I give up the fight?
Where am I going, What am I doing
Why is it that I'm the one stuck with the proving
Society's my judge but I'm already my idol
Simon says fuck you I can only say why though



To Clubsht by Djay U4RIA

Sir

A knight in shining armor is a man never tested
A pet in tinfoil that's never been bested
A beast in bitch clothing that he bought never rented
A knight in shining armor is a man never tested

Just a former roly poly roll my weed up and I smokey
Rolling out of town once I'm stoned and super loaded
Knight in shining armor? Naw I'm kinda rusty
Chivalry's dead but I'll still get to busting
Banging on the beat as I'm breaking out the best
Done more than joust, you can tell from the dents
They say I'm a dick, I say I'm a gent
On my way to heaven but I'm kinda hell-bent

A knight in shining armor is a man never tested
A pet in tinfoil that's never been bested
A beast in bitch clothing that he bought never rented
A knight in shining armor is a man never tested

Can't see your eyes in my reflection
I do what I want, fuck redemption
If I'm to be the hero of my story I'll stop reading
No happy ending, no problem, no feeling
Pick up another book and read the first half
Heat another nail and burn up the dab
The nail's to my coffin were shiny indeed
Brand new, clean pressed, fresh from the bank to me

A knight in shining armor is a man never tested
A pet in tinfoil that's never been bested
A beast in bitch clothing that he bought never rented
A knight in shining armor is a man never tested

My brand new jays were brand new a year ago
My snap back fitted on my dome a few more
The nikes on my feet made my cypher complete
But the scars that I wear made it something to read
Got a burn mark, a scrape, a few slashes, a dent
A kid on the inside of a man of the dead
I wear my colors proud, blue black and red
With a white tint on it from my white tinted dad

I'd like to review my gamer habits and my involvement in the gamer community. I REALLY want to start up a twitch stream, or just upload my gameplay to Youtube and I would, I really would, but my fucking computer and internet is too shitty. I don't even know why, I had a program that worked perfectly when it came to recording games with my commentary and all that bullshit, but I can't find it. My internet is so shitty that if I twitch streamed my gameplay I'd probably lag too much to play, I tried just steam streaming it to a laptop so a friend could watch what I did and it had horrible, horrible results. I somehow managed to win the game though, emphasis on somehow. I played a heavy carry that was dced for 5 minutes while my lanemate fed. But that's beside the point. Another problem is I don't watch enough gameplays online, whereas my brother watches that more than anything else on youtube, so besides Dota I wouldn't know what to do to entertain people. I just know there's a crapload of commentary.

The list of games I currently play and would love to stream and do the challenges and all that good shit is at this right now.
1. Dota (of course)
2. Binding of Issac Rebirth (I'm actually mad about this because I had a lot of progress with him but then steam cloud rolled it back for no fucking reason)
3. Civ 5 (Not the best game to stream but if I play hard and do stupid shit the way I learned people love to watch then I could definitely make it somewhere with it)
4. Warlock Master of the Arcane (Personally I prefer it to Civ 5 but there's still a lot more for me to explore in Warlock)
5. Risk of Rain ( A perfect game to do runs with, not on the level of shit like Binding of Issac though, I don't think there's an end to it)
6. Dungeons of Dredmor (Love this game to death, I don't know why I never put it on my laptop before I stepped on the screen which I never said anything about)
7. Spelunky ( This game should be higher up but I haven't played it in so long and when I did it was with a controller so I'd have to transition to PC because fuck capture cards)

There's probably many more to add that I play like a fucker but those are the ones that I could do a good enough commentary on, except the last 3. I used to play Spelunky a shit ton but never learned all the secret mechanics and shit. Again, I don't even know how to start it up. It'd take me awhile to and since I wouldn't be twitch streaming it might be harder to make money because I'm stuck with youtube videos. I only even say I know how to be a dota caster because I read up on articles on dota, I know the items, I play enough that I'm not just aware of new meta but I play with old meta to an advantage as well. From what I've scraped people watch dotacasts to either learn metas, learn to play, or for the caster. I could probably do all 3, but biggest problem would be the caster part. I also like to play "retard builds" which are the ones that you fuck someone up and they're just like, the fuck just happened.

As for other ventures, right now I'm considering League again, I also might start playing Smite. Smite is just because I have another friend that is the gamer type, that I can trust to know what the fuck he is doing, and Smite is a game that my brother used to play and my other gamer friend would probably switch to if my brother and I started playing it also. The transition however would probably fuck me over completely because of the 1st person view versus the top down view that I'm familiar with, also because you have to aim autoattacks and there's a massively different meta compared to Dota in terms of lane setups. League is just because well, to put it plainly, bitches. Bitches, Bitches, Bitches. When I'm in a slump playing Dota I consider playing League to refresh my intuitive brain matter because I gotta relearn League every time I play and know completely jackshit about it whenever I play it. But I'd never transition unless my true motive was because of a girl. Last year I started playing because one of my friends who's a gamer chick kept telling me to and I figured why the fuck not, I was always thinking about getting in her pants too but now I couldn't really give a fuck, she's dating one of my pally pals also so there's that. But this year is cause of a chick in my class that plays it, of course I don't talk to her much so it'll give me something to talk about. I'm already at least acquaintances with her brother, her twin brother, and he tells me to play League with them so I figured why the fuck not, I'm going to refresh my abilities in playing League for a week and hit him up and blame it on my Dota slump. Also, it seems that all people will play is League and I don't know any dotafags outside of my brother and our friend. Cause I'm still running Hipster Darth Vader I'm also still trying to interact with the community and so I invited people to play League. I tried it with Dota and everything else I could think of but it was all a no go.

We had our different thoughts but I miss you like I missed me
Caught up in my own shit, no time left for daddy
No thoughts left behind, but many words left unspoken
I'm sorry that I'm not what you wanted, unbroken
I waited to feel but always knew it was real
Have my monthly mental, tears and an onion peel
Never got to say goodbye, so here's an adieu
Despite our differences, dad, I really miss you

I'm not the son that you wanted, but I'm the son that you got
Never sold on your ideas but my love you still bought
Only thing to hold onto is your memory
No hands, no hugs, not a happy family
Now this house is more hell than heaven's ever been
You missed me on the come up, artistic development
When I become a man, the first son is after you
Maybe he'll get to say goodbye, but here's your adieu

Your cub's grown his mane, damn right he grew his heart
Still much left to do, but you saw the best part
I was off on my own when you came home
Didn't see me grow up, but the end product
Stranger with a title and yet you still tried
Stopped torturing yourself, so I watched you die
Just go to sleep dad, please close your eyes
I saw you suffer once, now it's my turn to try

Last week was awesome, this week's my slump
Last year was the best, now this year's just dumb
Yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's next month
Time I stop staring at moonlight waiting for the sun

What you doing sitting? Well the war is never won
So why fight the change if the fight's never done
People are mutes except when they have a gun
But arming this army is a task never done
Dude this apathy's amazing, better than any drug
Better than blazing on the haze and then going for a run
Still leaves you out of breath, cause breathing's just no fun
Why fight the boredom when the boredom's never gone

Why pursue love when nothing lasts forever
When the sun in your sky becomes the clouds to your weather
My firefly won't shine her light
Stuck without it. What's dark or bright
No longer on the hunt, I've lost the scent
But it's love at first sight, this girl was god sent
My prophet may be new but there were many before her
Every trail missing and missing on closure

I just can't stand the thought of failing on another
I'd go for the next one, but honestly why bother
They call it falling in love, but it's more like I'm crashing
Brick walls, the pavement, the light post, the passion
The secure insecurities that made me no fun
Just a halfassed laugh and a kid on the run
A mind torn in two but stitched up as one
I'd tell you my name but that person's long gone

I walk the plane of death as I lay in plain sight
I gamble with the gods as I gabble on my rights
I sip a slippy slurry and I sip a drip of meow
I pick a pickled pepper and I prick a powerhouse
I peck at the wound as the wounded lay dead
I snort up the air as the hogs lay in bed
I roar as you growl and wax as you wane
I walk the world as one, but I act this life in twain

B LAZ E's the bastard and the master rapper
He's on an eighth of everything, higher than a planet
The god of the devil and the saint of the sinners
The demon from heaven and the angel of the heathens
Bitch is on bitch mode, breaking a mold
Madder than a hatter and wiser than the old
Continuing to banter, to rant, to scold
B LAZ E's the guru to Alan's world

Alan's the little kid and the war chief
A chef and an artist and a little thief
Behind his little grin is an intent to sin
To play with his toys and break them in
Didn't always play nice but now he's got the pack
Always had troubles but now he's done with that
Eternally a kid and seriously talented
Wasted potential but he's drinking the life in

They call me wasted potential, it's cause I'm collegebound
They call me wasted potential, my mind's more than sound
They call me wasted potential, as the bottle's poking out
They call me wasted potential, cause I said fuck collegetown
I don't wanna be the kid sitting in his seat
A day's better spent sitting at home beating meat
Where am I going to apply the shit I learned today
I'm a self taught asshole that's all I can say
What good is calc, what good is all this chem
What good is the good that left my brain feeling dead
I could develop a drug, my bad I meant weapon
Or a cash sum for a company that thinks it's a blessing
Write a report on the book I read last week
No actually sparknoted, what could the difference be?
My hands are in the air, I'm learning concept
You heard about the war? I just heard about the deaths
Hypocrisy is society's number one rule
Lead you the wrong way, they fuck up? you're the fool
It's all about the money, what do the number's mean?
It's all about the I, forget about the team
Spelling's had to improve in the years that we've traveled
Cause kids these days are ready for the battle
There's more camaraderie , more ousted hypocrisy
We're all in a cage, there's no such thing as free
So like a lion at the zoo that was born in the wild
Imma just adjust and scrape out a life
Maybe bleach my collar and get me a wife

Dat New New Remix

Name's B LAZ E
Kinda new here
Just a short verse or two
Check it tho

I'm a born again hippy, that's missing a missus
But I'm taking down names, as I'm wading through bitches
I let my hair down, as I'm lost in the crowd
Getting high off life, no puffing on loud
Here's the indigo age, and I got my headstart
Spread the fucking love,  you best do your part
Daddy always said that I'd be a star
But he bit the grave stone before I got far
Now I'm locked in a cage and the warden's lost the key
Need Samson's strength if I'm to be free
Be sure to check me on my biblical shit
The age of gods begins and I'm the flagship

I used to rap shit now I leave it in the dirt
As a kid I littered but now I love the earth
Care for my brother's, say holla to my sisters
Wave down the gunner that's shouting at a preacher
Right now Imma sound like a heretic
Honestly though I couldn't give a shit
They say god's not dead and I used  to agree
Now new god's are born on the rise of the free
The government's falling, their castle's are crashing
New Battlegrounds have come a calling
New markets are bringing the cash in
Dat new new, it's the new age of rapping
It used to have attitude, now it's the hippies
Lemme join in, my style it's fitting
Those that hear the howl know the pack's winning
I'm starting off small but watch I'll make a killing