This Crazy Attraction

I find that the girls I normally crush on can appear to be insane to most, or at least senile to me. They're also normally girls I talk to enough, so I pretty much instantly friendzone myself and am looking for a relationship like Ron got with Kim. If you don't get that reference  I would like you to enjoy the ignorance because I'd rather not explain it. Yes I'm going to talk like a dick, and about myself and my problems today. Even though I normally talk about myself, or my ideas, this is going to appear more obnoxious. I'm making a premature Valentine's Day post out of expectation of my usual, forever alone. Last year I felt horrible and freaked out just because of it, and I don't even know why I'd do something like that. I guess it was just me wallowing in my distraught over her having someone while I get to be a loner. But back to my "Crazy Attraction". Aspects that are in common between the girls I normally go for are a horrid cocktail to take. Crazy, Close, Cute, Cute Butt, there's more but I'd have to delve more into similarities at the risk of feeling even shittier at the moment. I'm probably always going to be that person that's there, he always wants to get a certain girl but she's always out of reach, he always lands himself in the friendzone. He feels more alone than he truly is...