Lookin At A Pro

So as any avid viewer of my shitstains knows, I aspire a lot of things one of which is pro gamerhood. Now the goal is absurd, but most goals are. You achieve your goals because you persevere and when people laugh you just smile and tell them to go fuck themselves. Besides the fact one of my friend's work has MOBA tournaments and are intending to move to Dota or Heroes of Newerth (practically the same game) because of League being overplayed and overrated, I started playing ranked matches. I'm slightly more the 50% win rate, don't know exactly. I won my first 6 games but then we started getting iffy with them. Still no official team either, it's normally me and my brother and occasionally one of our friends. But a over 50% win rate is good. Over 60% means you're going somewhere. 80%? Well why aren't you a pro yet. Atleast in my opinion. On a scoring site called DotaBuff the average win rates on heroes are 45-55% so I'd say 60% win rate can be pretty rare. I do however have a brain for Dota which is important. My brother normally does the picking but it's with a strong input from me. As for the tournament, I still need to assemble a team. My brother's about to leave within a week or two because my dad is a asshole that's full of himself and my mom is well it's hard to describe her problems. Hard to describe my dad's too, but in short they're both self-centered stubborn egotistical social retards. I probably left out a lot there, but you get the idea. You'd get the idea if you read that other rap I wrote, of which I'm really proud. The one that smears them. Then again there's a few like that. But as far as I'm concerned my major obstacles are my missing out on notoriety, as in I haven't been noticed that well, only by those that play with me, and that I like to fuck around too much. I use douchebag builds too often, and tend to get obsessed with items often. By douchebag build I mean a build I make when winning where it's normally really absurd and crazy but works really well. Not always working well though. I do douchebag builds to test out ideas I have and change things around. If there's one thing important in Dota it's the ability to be flexible in the build, only three or four heroes don't have situational builds. I realize I've been using some jargon but I'd prefer you to figure out what I mean, not just out of being lazy but you'll understand it better if you learn it yourself. I can see it now. I enter the tournament with a 5 man team ready to murder. To my right is my bowl of noodles that comes as part of the entrance fee. To my left my coke and bag of chips. Then I get kicked out for too many retarded comments and jokes and overall decision to gloat.