The Funny Man

So has anyone ever wondered why someone as ladykilling as myself is always single? In case you fucks couldn't tell that was highly sarcastic and yes I might be talking derogatorily frequently. Well it's simple really. It's because being funny only can get me so far. I have moderate looks if I say so myself, but conversation wise I can't hold one that easily. That's always been my social awkwardness, I can make people laugh as much as I want because being a fool is a specialty of mine that I value a lot. But when the laughs run out so do the people to talk to. Even with  my guy friends I'll find sometimes I don't have anything to say and neither do they. I used to always have some entertaining story that formed the conversation, and it just popped in so smoothly. Now it's just like. *Minute 1*...*Minute 2*...*Opens mouth for Minute 3*... etc until I find something interesting to say. Only maybe three guys I always have something to say. In class it's different, I can almost always run my mouth just because I'm in a totally different mood. But the reason I've never really tried to go past being friends with chicks is mostly because I know that once the jokes run out so do their interest. I mean there's other reasons, you guys probably thought that anyways, but that's a big ones. Some of the other big ones people could probably list though. One being that person that's remained as a thought that restrains me from what I do around other people sometimes, out of fear. There's also my general disgust for about 90% of the population of Virginia. Yea, that's a real deal breaker. But oh well, I'll eventually find something to call a girlfriend. *Que jackoff jokes*