TALK TO ME!

Analyzing a conversation with me that's been had over the internet

Do I ask a lot of questions?
Hell yes. In a one on one conversation I prefer to learn most of the time rather than blab. Asking questions shows interest in the other person, but most of all it's because I don't enjoy most people learning about me when I know them personally.It's distracting them from me in a sense.

When I am talking to a girl I like what tells that I'm nervous?
I use lol after almost every single fucking thing whether I think it's funny or not. In any other conversation I use lol only when I think it's funny, and I don't laugh when I say lol. I don't let them know when I actually started laughing.

Helpless tells
By helpless tells I mean my notions that say I feel helpless about whatever I just said. Really simple. I have a string of dots in one message, and then a lol at the end. One of the least subtle things I use in messaging.

That you are my nigga
I will greet you with a derogatory, normally one that doesn't get used by anyone but me, and use the most profane language I possibly can. I intentionally say stupid crap, and will end things with yo a lot because I like to act black. Not entirely like to, more like that's how I've adjusted to conversations with people. It's these conversations that I don't pester people with question after question. I don't need to get to know them and they're familiar enough with me at that point. Most of all though, I make comments about black people a lot.

We friends, we friends
I'm going to start it off with a "yo", "ey" or "ayo". It's going to bounce between questioning and random anecdotes that are me picking what the other person learns about me.

I'm slightly unstable at the moment
I can't shut the fuck up or act nervous a lot and go into the helpless tells. I end up ranting more than I should. I also show how jittery I'm getting by it. Easily excitable, easily depressed. If it goes on for too long easily angered. Thankfully most people have other stuff to do than talk to me. I'd say it's because they don't care enough, but I understand. I get annoying even when I'm not in an unstable mood. Also it's facebook, it's become more of something people leave open when they're doing other shit, it's not often that there's a good time.