Friday, December 21, 2012

End Of Ze World

So today was supposedly the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar. I have to say I wasn't scared like some kids were. There were bomb threats and even a shooting hit list associated with my school which just shows the stupidity the world is facing at this moment. If I were to have died today I would only truly regret never growing up and getting married to some girl that I fall in love with. I think the end of the world would be interesting and fun though. Just walking around during an earthquake then the ground opens up and you grab onto the edge and just as you get out you get blown by a blizzard to the other side of the crack and washed into it with a tsunami. I think that would be an interesting way to die and I think that's how I'd prefer to die, enjoying a natural disaster. If there were to be a shooting I wouldn't be scared either though. I'd see it as a chance to become a hero and garner a reputation good enough that if I were to ask out the girl I fell for again she may actually say yes. It sounds kinda selfish because people would have died and I'd just see it as a chance for glory though. But I think I would be able to handle a shooter. Most would expect you to run while they shoot at you so when you run at them they'll be surprised. In a situation like the one I'm describing you depend on the surprise you generate to get the gun away from the shooter and either bring the shooter to the ground or get the gun. Oh well though, we're still alive.

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