He's On Durgs MAYYNNNNEEE

So today I was at Costco with my dad and brother getting gas and medication for my mom and dad. My dad said someone pump the gas while the other person gets the medicine. Well my brother was just as fucked over as I was from the break so he was having problems with staying up and when he got up he was up for about 1 second before he went back to sleep. I went to pump the gas and my dad was trying to get my brother to go in to get the medicine but he wouldn't get up so when I get in the car my dad told me to get the prescriptions. I asked why because my brother was supposed to and my dad responds with "He's fucked up". So I asked on what and he just goes "ON DRUGS! I CAN TELL HE'S ON DRUGS". I said, "I think he's just tired" and he goes "NO HE IS ON DRUGS" So then I told him some bullshit saying, "Dad, did you know most of the kids in school do drugs, especially before school?" He asked me where I got that bullshit and I said "Well so many kids just can't stay up and keep sleeping in school, especially in the mornings. I think that my Snapples have been spiked with it too because I'm like that a lot in the morning, especially when I just get up in the morning" I just love how I can be cynical. My dad was so pouty when he realized he was wrong he went, just shut up.