Jackassery

I literally belong on Tosh.O. I do some of the stupidest shit ever, and if it got put online would only make it better. When I grow up if I ever get the money I'm going to get a show like Jackass or Tosh.O. I literally troll on chat roulette, people have pissed me off but I've managed to make a lot of people laugh on it too. But that website scares me so I needed someone to troll with, ugh too many dicks. So anyways, yesterday I decided to do two very stupid stunts. The smarter one of the two, by not much, I did first and boy was it fun, and funny. I went about a quarter mile down a very steep slope in 10 seconds. I really wiped out cause at the end the front wheel wobbled too much and I hit a stump in the ground, causing me to fall over and slide for about five yards. Omg, I'd post the video but I'd prefer for you guys not to see my face, SORRY. It was very funny though. So to avoid my parents I decided to go to Dairy Queen, clean up, and get something cold for my leg. I literally scraped up my whole entire right forearm, and now my knee hurts to bend it. But boy was that adrenaline a rush.

This is literally the bike I was riding, except it was probably shorter and it was red.