Wednesday, May 9, 2012

My Rap,Which Sucks

So pretty much I was bored and my friend was screwing with my blog, that's actually how I got the first line. So I worked on this for about a week and it starts to really suck as towards the end.

Yo Bitches Line Up It'sTime For Cherry Poppin'
Now get on your knees and start the head boppin'
And if you think that Imma stop talkin'
You don't know who the hell it is you fuckin'

That's the life that I wish I lived
But all I do is give and give
I never got to just take a cherry
I just sat at home eatin' some berries

I'm fat, I suck, my friends hate me
And all the girls refuse to date me
So I pump iron and got real buff
Now I'm fuckin' super tough

But all the fools they still deny
That I'm better so prepare to die
Just one, two, three straight to the face
There's one less person to the whole human race

I should punch a nigga when he pisses me off
While all the girls think that I jack off
That my hands just glued straight below my waist
All this oppression I've been forced to face

I ain't that bad and keep my calm
Or else your face would know my palm
My knuckles, my elbow, my forehead
I'd keep hittin' you til' you're dead

So lets see the first person I'd fight
This little short nigga isn't that light
He's a fuckin short little bitch
And could only wish he had a dick

He reuses jokes and steals others
And other guys dicks he probably smothers
He's a faggot and he wonders why
I think he should curl up and die

He thinks I think of him as a friend
But going down that it's just a dead end
He pisses me off with his recycled jokes
He should just go back to his brown folks

Peace!!!

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