So I pissed Blue off, by quite a bit. What I did was I told her I took a shit off of a 10 story balcony aiming for a guys face and missed by a little bit. Now I told her that I thought she'd find it funny, but that kinda blew up in my face. She's told me to treat her like one of the guys though, and honestly that's what guys find funny. Anything at all to do with feces in someone else's face is hilarious. I was making my cousin and uncle laugh at it. But anyways I was doing stuff from the 10 story balcony. It overlooked a beach and there was a nice strolling path also. So I decided, I know I'll throw "Pop-its", you know those things that when you throw them on the ground they make a loud snap. Well I was tossing handfuls, and boy was it funny. I was throwing them at crowds and one turned out to have a baby in it and it started crying. So someone shouts up at me( but can't see me ) "THANKS A LOT YOU FUCKING JACKASS!!!", so while my brother is apologizing I shout back down, "HEY WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE AROUND KIDS ASSHOLE!!!" And I was just laughing my ass off. There were some other ventures I had, I was throwing water balloons off and almost hit a couple of people. I was also just tossing them into the beach and watch the pits get made. There was also some other things I did, one was we made a sand penis on the beach , sad thing is it was too hard, he hard, to make a huge one so the one we made was about 3 feet. Oh well. And as for my trolling adventures I'll post the links to a couple omegle chat logs that I had. And for a reference, the "Magical Iguana Of Love" is a Trademark of Blue The Alien Warrior. And Blue, in case you're reading this, I really am sorry for thinking you'd find me taking a shit on a guys face funny.
http://logs.omegle.com/ac1fc2a
http://logs.omegle.com/f794df
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