Awww Fuck It!

So Bandgeek, in case you're reading this. I probably already know the answer that you're going to give me. And this isn't cliche but stolen from Blue, where I've been getting all "my" good ideas from recently. But I figure, might as well ask for the heck of it. I was planning to ask today anyways.

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Will you go out with me Bandgeek?



And in case it wasn't clear, the expected answer is no cause you said you see relationships as drama. Also cause you said you enjoy being single. Also cause I'd imagine I really creep you out.