Why Should I Be Thankful

So, today is Father's day. A day to celebrate our glorified fathers. Who as kids(if you're a dude) you'd idolize, then as you get older you grow to hate. Why should I celebrate mine. He insults my friends, he acts like a douche every chance he gets, he's just a horrible person in general. I don't act like an ass in public, such as telling women off for leaving a cart somewhere. I also don't talk to little kids I don't know, in front of their parents much less, which probably scares the shit out of them cause they'll be thinking, "Is he a pedophile?" Obviously my father still has stuff to learn about what's appropriate in public. Some of my friends tell me that I need to also, but I do know what's appropriate for public, but I don't consider school public. Also with strangers I honestly don't give a fuck as much as with people I know. For example, when I'm bored and walking somewhere I'll flash cars showing off the manboobs. But anyways back to my dad, he's been in and out of the hospital for a while which explains his social issues. But he still can't go around like that. Once we were at Hooters, yes I know, and he literally invited a waitress over. WHAT THE FUCK!!! So yea, why should I be thankful for a totally fucked up and retarded dad that apparently loves me but can't listen to me when I tell him not to do this in public when I'm around.