Up All Night

This is not just a song by one of all the best bands in the world, Blink 182, it's also the title of a serious post. Those have become rare recently. But, I did stay up all night. I know how it really fucks me up cause I prefer to go to friend's houses during the week also, but it's just so nice. Have you ever just watched the light change through a window. I used to always do that last summer. But this year I have better to do. Besides hanging with people. I get busy as fuck. I can't only live at night. But I did have some fun. Last night I was in a tinychat with some friends from Nightshade. A couple people would put on random music and tell me to dance to it. And I got some wack dance moves. Like I just don't know how to feel the beat and rhythm like that. But it was some funny shit, and I danced for a good two hours. And in every dance I hurt myself at least once. I mean I did one of the cheeziest ones. I held my right leg in a bow and my head. Did the bangin with my arms. SLAM!, knee to forehead. Doing a move that involves moving backward like moon walking but you do it a lot more showily and picking your feet up. I went to fast and hit my foot on my couch. But what I hate right now is I have a pounding headache. I was pumped full of caffeine for a good amount of time.

Four Cans Of Dis Shit Plus A Monster

Rappa

(First Two Lines Paraphrased From Blue)

The boys are drooling, while the girls they swayin.

I'm pumped full of swag, fuck it I playin.

Be glad you know me before I get famous.

All these mainstream rappers they just here to drain us.

Of our individuality, cause in actuality 

We live , in , a , fake reality 

We don't need drugs, just to have fun

Cause you just smoke one, then you're done

And me, well I can rap 

And I don't practice, while I fap

Who the fuck would, dat's just weird

Even if you did, who would care

I hope that when I practice my rapping

It'll graduate me, from my fapping

I'll move onto, the practice of tapping

Dat hot ass, then going to napping

And bitch, I don't plan on stopping

Imma be moving up, and I'll be topping

The charts, the books, anything with skill

And I must keep going, Un TIL

I get the girl, I rule the world

UH oh, my plans unfurled

Now I need to lay back and rest

Now sit back, put yo mind to the test.

This one is really random. And some of it doesn't fit so well together. But I haven't post a rap recently, so here one is. I decided I would record this and upload it to youtube. I just need to change privacy settings on some videos. You will notice the few times that I screwed up. But I recorded it about 5 times (Yes I know about 10 minutes with a crappy recorder) but I don't feel like putting too much into it. The last two lines, they actually worked pretty well while I was writing it. (When I write I say it to test it out and see if I can make it fit) But after recording I kept forgetting to do it right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro5IDlr4Pm0

Yes, I know it sucks. The slam track was better.

I'm Such A Bitch Sometimes

I can honestly say that I am 2 girls bitches right now. I'm fine with being one of them. The other is a really wack relationship. Of course you guys know that I'm the bitch of Blue. That I don't mind. The other girl though, she's the one I've obsessed over for more than half a year. Yes. I am like a wounded pup that still crawls back to it's master. But it's different this time. We friends now, after she found out I was into another girl she started treating me normally. But it's not wrong to like multiple girls at the same time. And I guess I should be thanking her also. Because I made this blog partially to help cope with my feelings for her, and how my mental condition was going down the drain because of the way she treated me. But that's in the past now. We're friends, and she knows I like her. And I doubt she's an attention whore like a lot of the people I know. I just get worried though. What if she only told me that we're friends cause she's afraid that I'll deteriorate if I get pushed to not being allowed to talk to her. And with her, I'd prefer to be friends. It preserves the happiness. And if I were to date her, we'd probably eventually breakup. Which leads to no more being friends. And I prefer to just wear a goof smile every time I talk to her rather than be with her and then never be able to talk to her once we breakup. Now that, that could very well ruin my happiness.

Dreams

Dreams are highly influenced by your interactions when awake. If you have a wet dream, that means you haven't jacked off enough recently. Nightmares are caused by stress and such. And they aren't as random as you may think. But always try to go to sleep happy, emotions really influence dreaming. And lately, I've been dreaming a lot, and been able to remember about half of them. And I've had wet, nightmare, lucid, and prophetic. And of course the totally general ones. And some are just random as shit. People say that dreams are the way your sub-conscious speaks. So if you're some dictator, you probably are plagued with nightmares. They help you realize what you've always been thinking. I've always been someone to take dreams seriously. Because the ones I can remember, are the ones that are a message from the sub-conscious.
Or prophetic. But prophetic has requirements not commonly seen for me. But I have had those dreams, where I'm doing something. And I wake up to find out I did it. I had one where I was part of a suicide cult. Woke up with cuts on my wrists and a thin slash running along my neck. But if I could control what it was I dreamed about at night and had it be lucid. I'd be on a date with my crush every night.

100 Posts :D Haven't Missed A Day (There Is A Much Darker Side Of This Post)

Yes, this is post # 100 I'm so excited and it's a double post. Even though I haven't gotten that much more popular. And I haven't missed a day. I've had a daily blog post for 100 days straight. I scared Blue because I started posting early in the morning, like the one that says it was posted on the 22 and 23 because it says it's the wrong day. It pisses me off. And I got a special pic to. This was taken on the 24. It's a 666 photo. In the words of Blue HAIL SATAN. And I just found out that the clocking is about 2 hours behind which is why it looked like I missed a day.

And I must thank Blue. Because she is the one who would remind me to make a post. And she would help me think of post topics. And introduced me to it. I wish more people read this though. 

Now for the darker side. And to say ahead of time, I made the above (minus the and this is a dual post) 3 or 4 days ahead because of the 666 pic.

Yesterday, Blue contemplated suicide and made a post. And it scared the shit out of me. When she told me she decided not to, I was still scared. And when I tried to sleep last night, I couldn't. I just fucking couldn't. It's cause I thought of what I'd do if she did. And I don't know. If I found out through facebook or blogger, assuming it's too late, I'd lock myself in my room. That much I know. But if I found out through a phone call, I'd be breaking shit. And if I found out if there was someone who played a major part in it ( I found out her ex had played a role) I would find them and rip their head off. And that would be after I knocked them out, tied them up, and broke each rib and their face. And then, I'd just find my way home, and sit in my room and cry. It's cause Blue means so much to me. And she's left a permanent mark on me within 1 year. She pulled me out of a hole I practically dug and willingly jumped into when I was obsessed with that chick. She was always there to talk to me. She was always there to listen to me rant. And always put up with the bullshit I would whine about almost anything that I over thought. If anyone threatened her I would be there the first second I could to take care of them. And would do anything for her. And if she were to depart from this fucked up world, there would be a giant void left. One that could never be filled. She is the most important woman in my life right now (not just because I highly dislike my mother) and probably will never be demoted from that spot. And I could never forget her. I would go so far as to get her name tattooed on me if she were to pass. This may sound selfish, but I need her here. And I couldn't take her departing from this world.

o.o On a less serious note, she's probably going to tell me to chill my pussy after she reads this.

Relaxing Like A Boss

I have finally reached my own personal zen. That means I got to sleep early yesterday and woke up before 12:00 today. I am relaxed. I can't be pissed off until 3:00 now. And it's all because I had to go to a friend's house yesterday. So I only got 2 hours of sleep because I have shit to do in the morning that can't get done while I'm at his house. And I feel like just having a 72 hour gaming session that's filled with monster's, and lots of snacks. But my T.V. is broken. Once it is though. Personal hygiene out the window. 72 hour gaming session, then a 24 hour resting period. And it is highly intense. Especially for me, because I am not one to play a videogame for more than an hour, and that's me having fun. I don't lose interest. I just don't feel like it after a while. But the 72 hour gaming sessions I receive help in. I have friends over. So we play and rage together. And sleep I guess. But not like what someone with a dirty mind probably just thought I said. Oh and I got a message to my "readers." I will try to begin posting pictures again so that you can look at them when bored reading my ramblings.

Interpreting Everything

You can't make it anywhere if you don't have some basic skill in interpreting. From interpreting body language to music. Everything is interpretive. The way you interpret it can highly affect what happens also. If you can't tell that someone doesn't want you there, and you persist, they get pissed off. But there's somethings that can't majorly affect you when you misinterpret it. Like music. Right now The Ill Mind Of Hopsin V has lots of people posting about what it means.And it's annoying the fuck out of me. And then interpreting poetry. I suck at interpreting that unless I've written it. But yesterday I was told that I am disturbed because of a video I made. It was a retardedly funny one that was for fun. I was fanning a fire with my shirt, it was my only shirt. I decided to have my friends record it and have fun with it, which I did. Then I was told I was disturbed. I was fucking having fun. And I don't have some retarded fetish to shake my manboobs on camera.

I Swear I Could Beat The Shit Out Of My Dad And Not Even Care

Okay, so my T.V. broke. This T.V. is used for lots of things. I use it with my Xbox, with my brother's expensive 2000$ or something computer, Satellite box, etc. And I want to get it fixed, only problem is I don't know what the fuck is wrong with it. The warranty is up also so I can't just take it to Costco and get a new one. They gave us a free tech support pamphlet but it's pointless to call if you don't know what the fuck is wrong. I told him it needs to get taken into Staples or somewhere along those lines to get fixed. And then my brother's computer, the output requires HDMI, you can't use a VGA chord. And my dad has the only monitor with a HDMI port. He doesn't know shit about anything to do with HD V.S. SD. He doesn't know that you need a chord to view in HD. He just thinks if it can play in HD it does that by default. And I've explained to him that you need a HDMI chord so many times, but he won't fucking listen. So cause he thinks his monitor is playing in HD when he uses a fucking VGA chord he won't switch the monitors with my brother. He wants a 2000$ computer to just sit there. And then I told him a bought a converter for the HDMI chord so my brother can use a VGA monitor. He got mad at me. It was 3 fucking bucks. And he gets mad at me for not calling tech support. How the hell am I supposed to call tech support when I don't have a number. We got a pamphlet with the number. I don't know where the fuck it is. I tell him that, oh did you ask me. I've asked him, I've asked my brother, I've asked everyone in my fucking house. And I'd look it up online but Costco is retarded in that I can't just look up a fucking number. And taking it to a store to get it repaired means paying 100$. It would make more sense to just buy a new one. Oh well, he's such a stubborn little shit it's not going to change. I'm just going to make him find the fucking pamphlet and call tech support himself.

Nightshade, A Chat Room For Anyone

I really do owe Blue. When I was teetering on insanity while I was obsessed with that one girl, she pulled me out of it. She introduced me to blogging, which has let me vent. And she's done many more things for me. And now, she's made my summer a little more interesting. She introduced me to the Nightshade forum. She actually got me to go on it before. But I found it boring because I suck at talking to strangers. Then last night I couldn't sleep and she told me to join because it's entertaining. She also told me Jade, my favorite admin from Hipster Darth Vader a facebook page in my top 5, uses it. And after talking about a subject I will leave undisclosed we were like friends. Thank You Blue. But then again, you said I can't have Jade. Oh well.

Jare Bear? That Nigga Can Suck My Dick (I Should Stop Using That Phrase)

So, there's this guy named Jare Bear, he has a blog on blogger called the unending mind. He formerly saw him as somewhat of a friend. But I gradually kept getting annoyed with how retarded and spoiled he would continually act towards me, at my house, and in general. So I really hate him, no not loathe, hate. He tried to say I'm only so annoyed with him cause of girls. Cause of fucking girls!? I couldn't give a fuck about girls! I'm a bros before hoes guy, even though he's not my bro anymore. So I wouldn't let some retarded shit like a girl get to me. But no, I was playing on PS3 with some friends and we were playing zombies. So to complete the party my friend added Jare Bear. He did his usual, even though he's not so much of a great gamer he talks like he is such a valuable player. And he talks like anything I ever do is shit. I don't own a PS3, much less Black Ops. And if I had enough time, I would be doing well. So around wave 12 he got downed and I dunno if I'm remembering correctly, but I think I was the last one left. So he kept saying, get me get me, and I decided to just shout that I won't cause I don't like him. This led to me telling him off, but not even a quarter of what I have against him. He kept denying shit and trying to say it's cause I suck at CoD (I'm sorry but I don't play my videogames a lot, but I am pretty good at MW3) and I'm jealous of the fact he could talk to a certain girl without her acting like a cunt to him. And there's just so much shit for me to dislike him for. Besides that fact that he acts like he's loved by everyone, he victimizes himself in situations. And when I have him over he has to have everything his way. He also treats everything like it's his. He says if you want me to dial down the douchiness I will, I have and he hasn't. And he says that it's probably cause I just can't take his jokes. WTF!!! I can read body language really well, and he sucks at it. He doesn't get how to act in society either. What type of douchebag breaks up with a girl, then talks to her on the same day. Or even worse, goes to a party she's throwing a couple days after they breakup. And he victimized himself when he brokeup with one girl, with his retarded blog. He honestly didn't get why she decided to personally act bitchy to him. But another annoying as shit thing he does is criticize everything there is to do with me. I'm playing halo and it's a game we created called mongoose jousting. He blames everything on me cause I sadly got paired with him. And tells me I can't drive the mongoose well but I suck at jousting even more. I always got more kills than him. And he tells me I can't rap, WTF! I don't see him fucking spitting off raps. No, and he hasn't seen me do a serious rap. I made one for my math class, everyone said it was good. One douchey guy said it was just because I was working with a black guy. That wasn't a serious rap, and I made it in 10 minutes. And what does he have to base it off of either, he doesn't even listen to rap. But you know what really annoyed me as fuck, he will practically invite himself over to people's houses. He hears that people are going to hang, he says he wants to go along. There was this one time I was going to hang with the Unnoticeable Brown Boy. I made excuses to get him to say, no I don't wanna go. The Brown Boy caught on and was helping. He still went. And he's a moralfag. I decided to lie and say we were going to get wasted as fuck that night. He said, yea I'll go, just won't drinky. And I brought fake beers, he told us off for it the whole time we were drinking them. By the end of that day I wanted to break the bottles over his head. But as stated before, he's a spoiled shit that gets cocky and arrogant too easily. I have him over, with 2 other kids. It's 2 in the morning and I say it's time to go to sleep. He says no. HE SAYS NO! And on that same day he made us play Castle Crashers, and that's with him the only one who wanted to play. And so, it's five in the morning and I've finally managed to sleep even though he wouldn't let me turn the volume down. I got water poured on me, right when I nod off. He didn't get why I was so pissed off and turned off the Xbox. He turned it back on and didn't get why then I unplugged the power strip. Wait I didn't even unplug it, I turned it off. So he took it upon himself to try and fix it by pulling out all the chords and reattaching them. He screwed it up so much and I got in trouble with my brother for it. And I got some much more shit to rant about but I don't feel like having my one serious bitch post in a while fueled by months of built up anger scare you guys away. Because I think I could write a nonfiction chapter book about how retarded he is.

I Got My Ass Reported

So, I decided to mock that retarded woman, Jennifer Slone Hill, for her retarded actions. And I got my ass reported for it. I got banned from commenting for 24 hours. And cause somehow you can harass people by liking shit I can't like anything for 24 hours either. It goes so far I can't make a status update. And I know who it is that reported me, that slutty whorecunt. You know how I know how? Cause I can promise I am not making too large of an assumption. Because I'm different from that bitch and actually don't learn the obvious from facebook and make retarded connections (I have a brain) I thought it out. I would never just accuse someone of something right away. The way I know it's the whorecunt is because that's the only pic that got reported, none of the Adalia Rose ones were. Which shows she's a self-conscious bitch that doesn't care enough about the Adalia Rose fiasco to report those pictures. It was a simple one, it said Compares mass rapist to Cell . . . Secretly wishes she was one of the victims. And yes, I realize how harsh it was. But I couldn't help myself when there's a woman, that I can only assume is a housewife (has kids, probably too obnoxious to get a job) with nothing else better to do but be an activist, decides to ignore what she's being told and make some of the most retarded connections ever. And even though this shouldn't mean anything, I know she's a democrat. I read a status update, she's complaining about how Masterchef is in California and buys everything from Wallmart rather than the natural food stands. And I know the archetype of a democrat. That is one of them, doesn't support big business.

Adalia Rose and Her Retarded Progeria and Mother

Okay for those of you who don't know Adalia Rose is a 6 year old with progeria. Progeria is a disease with a rate of I believe 1 in 8 million that accelerates the aging rate of those with it. Most people with progeria don't manage to live past about 20 years old. Her mother, Natalia, is practically whoring her out for money. They post 20 second videos on youtube of Adalia saying stuff, or dressing up. It's not in the normal idea of sex for money, it's in the idea of feeling better about yourself for free and if you truly feel bad for them, you donate. But there's other stuff too, there's a facebook page about her. And I don't really hate Adalia, she's a 6 year old that doesn't know better. I hate her mother. She's responsible for an innocent, disease ridden little girl being all over the internet, and being made fun of on many popular pages. And yet she still makes videos. And there's the radicals, like this one cunty bitch https://www.facebook.com/jennifer.irelandslone, who's totally trolling any pages related to making fun of Adalia and connecting them to one of my all time favorites, Cell. And when they say there's no connection, she doesn't believe them. She literally decided to bother a page that doesn't even have 150 views and say that it's connected to Cell. Cell has 66,000 fucking views. But there were other people also. There's these hicks that made a video. After receiving so much hate for acting like hypocritical assholes they took it down, but someone graciously decided to rip it before they took it down and re-upload it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lFQ7FExFoA But anyways. They decided to call out Carl (main admin of Cell) for making fun of Adalia. He never did, a co-admin posted a pic comparing Adalia to a Saibaman. Carl actually feels bad for Adalia, just finds her mother Natalia detestable. And then they went on to make fun of Carl for a good 7 minutes. And went to saying that he probably doesn't find a problem with mocking Adalia because Carl's an atheist. They went on to say that they know it's wrong cause they're Christians. WHAT THE FUCK!!! I'm a fucking atheist (technically agnostic but it's really close). And if they were such good fucking Christians they would know better than to judge another person. Because in the bible it says that every being was made in the image of god. They don't just mean physical, they mean mental also. So what are they to say what is wrong. Everything that a human being has done has been done by god also according to the fucking bible. A.K.A. Carl is doing nothing wrong. And as I stated before, I'm agnostic, and even if I was a Christian I wouldn't be a die hard hick one. I would still find things wrong with stuff.

So Please, For The Love Of Any Possible God, Help This Girl Out By Telling Off Her Stupid Mother

FINALLY

I would have written about this yesterday but I had already prepared a post for then. Hopsin finally released it. A song I've been waiting forever for. Ill Mind of Hopsin 5. And this one is different from most of his songs. This one could be considered controversial to some people. To bad he's not mainstream and super popular, else he would actually be getting his message across. But it's good he's not mainstream, it shows he's not some sellout man whore that prefers money to self-respect. So anyways, back to the ingenuity and controversy. He called out people that weren't famous. He called out the stoners. The college dropout. The people that live in their parents basements. The whores. And worse of all, all the African Americans that act all badass, and get locked up because their drawn to cause shit and don't think they should behave. But most of his songs do have an inch of controversy in them. He calls out many mainstream rappers for only talking about money and hoes all day. But just warning, this song is very interpretive. And assuming people actually read my blog besides Blue, my interpretation can be really different from yours.


Here's the link to controversy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRVOOwFNp5U&feature=player_embedded


Yes, I realize I'm acting like such a dick rider with my hailing of Hopsin like he's a god. He is, a rap god.

Driving Skills

When I turn 16 (about 2 years away) I'm going to get a motorcycle. Screw a driver's license, I'd prefer a motorcycle. And motorcycles are cool as shit. Besides the fact that I sincerely believe that it'll help with my lady problems, motorcycles are cheaper. A good beginner motorcycle costs about 3,000-5,000 dollars if you buy a ninja. And other ones cost around 14,000. They're also a lot more fun to ride in than a car because you can feel the wind in your face. Also there's the maneuverability that you have access to. Vs a car, it's a lot easier to change lanes and shit like that when you have a motorcycle. The only issue is that I'd probably want a driver's license along with a motorcycle license because I might not always be riding a motorcycle. But I'd prefer to ride one.

Blue

She is my best friend, my confidant, and I guess she's my therapist (long story but she doesn't like me calling her that) and I finally got to hang at her house. I had fun, after we found something to do, but I only got to stay for about 3 hours. Cause it was ranging from 90-100 today we spent more time inside than outside. The only outside activities we had were bothering her neighbor, and messing around on a playground set. And while inside, we played on the N64, the best video game console that'll ever exist. And we played some top-notch games. Elmo's number adventure was the best. But no really, we played Mario Kart, and tried to play a lego racing game. And while playing Elmo, her dog Max decided he'd turn off the game, 3 or 4 times. Such a nice dog.

I Love My Life As A Dick

So, yesterday my brother had his girlfriend and two of her friends (buffaloes) over. And I remembered I acted like a dick to them the last time they were over, so I'm like, fuck it, it was fun last time. And I just kept making joke after joke. There was this one point where I was messing around and called his girlfriend stupid. It was a simple one, I said I didn't have to imply anything. Then her friend goes, you know he's actually pretty funny when he's not making fun of you. And I'm just like, I'm sorry now I'm morally obligated to mock you now. And I kept making jokes. They were talking about how she's (gf) is being tutored by them (buffaloes) in Spanish. And I scoffed. So she goes, can you speak Spanish any well. And I said no. So she says lets have a contest, only speak in Spanish. She goes Hola, and I say hi. As in I'm translating it, I thought that was the game. Then she goes ha I won, and I went fine then. Perra, Punta. Wait, can't call you punta, else (insert brother's name here) wouldn't have blue balls. You should fix that. I'm not only a dick, I'm a good little brother. And I did one other major joke I could remember. She(gf) asked me if her friend that was a girl was cute. And I said, I'm sorry, I don't breed with buffaloes. It just comes way to easy to me.

Lightin That Shit Up

So, my brother got a zippo. It's a type of lighter that you has a wick and you fill with an actual fluid. And they're cool as shit. For those of you who don't know what a zippo is, it's that lighter that you see in T.V. shows where people just flip them open and closed over and over again while lighting it. There're some other cool ones that I've seen also. Like the permanent match, that looks really cool. It's a small box with a metal tube on top that resembles a match. I have my own personal lighter that isn't currently working because I don't know how to feel it. It's a calculator with a clicker on it that makes a small spark. There's also the cigarette lighter. It's simple, the things you find in your car. They don't actually create a spark but in the older cars people would poke the cigarette into there and it would heat up the end. And then there's the cheap, shitty, I'm guessing nonrefillable lighter that you can find at almost any store. And those are only cool when you take the top off. It practically triples the flame. And there's candle lighters. The ones with the long tubes and normally just a button on it. SO BORING. But my favorite one by far is one that my former friend had that is practically a mini blowtorch. It had a tube that you could aim and ran on a special gas. And the flame was blue.
                                                    

Awww It Was Only A Dream

I just had a great dream, now of course it had a lot of plot holes and when I woke up it's cause I was realizing them, but it was great. And I didn't realize it was a dream until I woke up, and this had a 13 year old riding a giant tractor down a hill. But anyways, I was going somewhere to hang on my super cheesy bike, I got it and it looked like it was something a homosexual would ride so I painted it. At first it was brown. But then I was bored and made the front wheel red. So anyways, I was going to swing by Blue's house first. FIRST PLOT HOLE: I went straight to the hangout first. So I stopped at the school I was going to meet up with my friends and was biking around until one friend that I wasn't going to hang with showed up. He had this giant entourage of Hispanics and for some reason I had a coupon in my pocket. But I dropped the bike and to relax a little I took my shirts off (I wear an undershirt) and shoes and threw them down also. And we just wandered around and  but close enough by to my shit. And then I noticed that my stuff disappeared. So I just brushed it off (Second Plot Hole) and we were walking up the street. Then cause it was a class that they were in I broke off from the group and tried to go back. THIRD PLOT HOLE: Then I randomly got into what I thought was a neighborhood which turned out to be a backyard. And I just walked into a house after opening the door. So I kept walking, and I arrived at a hill. And there were these guys (looked about 16-18) biking down it and one of them that went down threw my clothes and shoes at me.Of course they were mismatched shoes but the shirts were dead on. Then a kid from school went down on a giant 3 wheel tractor and I shouted at him that to tell the guys at the bottom I wanted to talk to them. I asked for my bike back, and this is a total cliche, they said no. And I kept arguing. Then this one guy kept getting in my face and I said how bout this I fight this guy and if I win I get my bike back. FOURTH PLOT HOLE: They didn't ask for anything if I lose and the next thing I know I'm at a house on my laptop. The guy I was going to fight is trying to stab me in the legs while I'm busy on my laptop with a set of rings that fold out into knifes. So I grab one and bend it. The guy gets really pissed so I start the fight, pushing him and kept going "Come on I thought we were going to fight." Until they kept shouting fight. And at first I didn't throw any hits cause I didn't feel that mad at him. But then he got a serious hit to my face and was saying I shouldn't have challenged him. So I got pissed as shit and started slamming him into a wall. FIFTH PLOT HOLE: I started jumping and thrusting my feet into him (Something I never would do in a fight) and telling him off. Around the 4th hit he bent over and started coughing and puking. I won, something that would probably happen in real life (Not to be an arrogant shit). And I kept going "No one put money on me?" And I got my bike back, dapped with a couple of guys and was about to leave. I took off my shirts and magically (6th plot hole) I had an undershirt on. I stuffed my shirts in my pocket and realized (7th plot hole) I didn't have a backpack for my laptop so how did it get there. So as I was trying to figure out how to take it with me and go to Blue's house I woke up.

THE END

Probably longest post yet. And if I worked on it I could turn it into a fight movie...I think.

I Have Such a Cheesy British Accent

Yes, I have a British accent. Of course it's not one I was born with, but it is an accent nonetheless. And I suck at accents, but my British one actually works. And I can't stop talking in it, I even think in it. It's not intentional. It's due to the fact that I've been watching a lot of Doctor Who on Netflix. And then I got bored and started talking in it every now and then. After a while I would talk in it rather in my normal voice without having to think about it. If I haven't talked in a while I talk in it. And it sounds so cheesy.

MY SINUSES

Ever had that time when you wake up and your mouth feels really dry and sometimes it feels weird to drink stuff, even water? Well that's caused by clogged sinuses, something I get a lot. What happens is while you're sleeping you breath through your mouth rather than your nose which drys out your mouth and throat. Clogged sinuses are easy as shit to fix though, you just need to eat some spicy soup. The spiciness travels with the steam and clears out your sinuses after you get over the annoyance that is having something really spicy. It also makes you sweat, a lot. If you can just go to a Thai restaurant and get curry that doesn't have coconut milk in it and is designed to be spicy. You practically get a soup. Or you can go to a Pho restaurant and buy a bowl of soup. And load that shit up with Sriracha and maybe a couple jalapenos. And trust me, all Pho restaurants have Sriracha. Just be careful because too much isn't good either and can seriously damage your organs when they try to process that much spiciness. And trust me, too much spicy equals serious stomach problems.

SLURPEE DAY!!! WHOO!

Yes, today is probably a day where 7/11 loses quite a bit money because of cheapskate assholes. But today is free Slurpee day. WHOO! Where assholes can go and get a free Slurpee and just sit outside eating it, and then refilling it, then eating it, etc. And Slurpees mean quite a bit to me. Besides being one of my favorite frozen treats, I use to have them everyday cause my dad's obsessed with them. And then my other mischievousness deeds with them. For example I've doubled up the larger cups and gone unnoticed, just so I had them for refills. And I get double codes also for slurpee.com. And I love their food too, cause it's the best gas station food you could probably ever get. Although the pizza is horrible, the hot dogs are great. And those beef mini tacos are pretty good, and filling. What I love to do though is buy a bag of Doritos and fill it with chili and cheese and onions, yea all that good stuff. And there's been other things also. I've gotten one of those small, one dollar hotdogs and eaten it. Then I take the box and fill it with chili and cheese to eat on the way home. But my favorite thing there is because of the energy drink deals. Which are better than grocery stores.

I Don't Know What Number This Is For Posts About Sleep

I have a serious sleep disorder at this point, mostly onset by this boring and dreary Summer. At this point I have the highest potential for boredom due to my T.V. being broken. And the people I normally talk to a lot on Facebook either are out of town or I've talked every thing I could with them to the ground. So I spend practically all my day resting. And for those who don't know me when I say resting, it is very different from sleeping. When I'm resting I can still utilize all my senses. At some points I keep my eyes open and see but just not as strong. And I commonly pass in and out of consciousness every now and then. But it's still not good. It's in a sense just sleeping while you're awake. It just doesn't give me as much energy. So my legs and arms feel weak as shit also. I have to walk around for a while to get the blood flowing and then they feel normal though. And it's all cause of all the resting and sleeping I've been doing. And while resting, I daydream. It's probably one of my only escapes from my boredom cause it provides some entertainment. But I can't sleep easily, I only really rest. Which is annoying me cause having irregular sleep problems is very unhealthy, especially for someone at my age. And I spend too much time laying around that sometimes I have trouble controlling my arms and legs cause they feel so loose.

People That Don't Want To Read About Human Waste, Stop Now

DID YOU READ THE TITLE, IF NOT READ IT NOW BECAUSE FOLLOWING POST IS HIGHLY DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so yes, I'm writing a post about shit and piss. But no, this post is not uninspired. What happened was I looked at a 3 week old bottle of piss that's had a long time to sit in the sun. I saw these giant white chunks in it and it freaked me the fuck out. So, as always, I looked up urine and read about it. I found out that Beets turn your piss pink. I learned that despite what me and my friends always though, urine doesn't kill the plants, it fertilizes them. It is rich in Nitrogen which pretty much jump starts the growth of plants, especially algae. Like some farmers use way too much fertilizer, so the runoff kills lakes. The runoff makes algae explode in growth and then there's no oxygen left after a while. And then I started looking up human feces cause I was reading about how different tints of piss can indicate sickness and my shits been a dark green recently. Like I've had pure black shit for weeks on end before. But that's cause my dad started letting me cook steaks and I like mine cooked to medium. But anyways, so I don't know why my shit was green. I don't eat a lot of sugary stuff and apparently that's how you get green shit. But there was another thing also. I was looking up side effects of too much Vitamin B. This is due to me drinking way too much Powerade and Gatorade which is normally at least 100% in 4 of them. And it turns out it's hard to get poisoning from it because any extra gets released through urine. So unless you hold it in for a week you're fine. But it's easy to get a deficiency in it. But yes, I decided to read about human waste. This in no way has anything to do with my dad's kidney failure though, cause kidneys are a major part in the urinary tract.

I Love Rice -.-

Yes, I an Asian, love rice. It's not just a stereotype. But it's also commonly eaten by Asians because of the ease in production of it. But I hate the rice I make at home. It tastes different from the restaurant rice. The restaurant rice tastes sweeter. But I don't just eat Asian style rice. I make risotto also. And I suck at it a little. When I was done it was orange. But I did add a lot of ingredients that will turn it that color. And I eat Uncle Ben's, I like the microwave packs. And the stove top cook rice that comes with a packet of seasoning. It's just so delicious. But anyways, my risotto was ghetto as shit. I was making a mushroom one, that means you use cream. I decided I'd just use cream of mushroom for it. And then I didn't have any wine, so I used cran-apple juice. But then, I added in a lot more. To start, I put in bacon bits and lots of chopped garlic. It is by definition unique by the way I made it and prepared it. Oh well.

The Sun Can Suck My Dick

I hate heat waves. They make everything so annoying. And then I can't do a lot of biking cause of how hot it gets. If I could at this point I would blow up the sun just to make it cooler. Like the heats fun and all, but it makes it harder for me to hang with my friends. Cause I like biking everywhere, especially to my friend's houses. I won't let my dad drive me, cause I care for the environment. But like seriously, it's a pain in the ass to go biking somewhere and have to make sure you bring enough water to stay hydrated, and bring cash in case you run out of water. And then hanging with friends when it's not at a house is harder cause we walk everywhere. Especially where I hang the closest place to go to hang that has food is 4 miles away. And in 100 degree heat that is annoying as fuck. Cause when I get to the McDonalds my shirt is drenched and I go for the drink right away. Just stand at the fountain machine and chug 5 cups before I sit down and relax. And then I do a dicky thing. I order pizza to the McDonalds. I don't eat their food. But I don't show it off. And then we sit there at the McDonalds enjoying the air conditioning not looking forward to walking back so we can get picked up. Oh well.

I'm Such A Hypochondriac

For those of you who don't know, just so you don't have to google it, a hypochondriac is someone who will easily convince themselves that they're sick, going so far as to convince themselves they have symptoms of diseases. And with me, it's like every now and then when I get worried about something. Like for a couple weeks I use to think I may have had a tapeworm, which I didn't. But now I got a serious one. Tapeworms won't kill you, I think. I heard Lyme Disease can. And I've really been wondering around in the woods a lot and gotten quite a number of ticks. Now I normally check myself every 10 minutes when I'm out there, but I was carrying a lot of stuff on my back so I never checked my gut. So like 7 or 8 hours after wandering in the woods I scratch my belly and find out I got a giant tick there. And I looked up symptoms of Lyme Disease. I have had lots of joint pain, especially in my knuckles. I've been feeling tired as shit. The spot where the tick was is round and red. And I have had quite a few headaches. There's also a whole lot of looseness in my face I feel a lot, along with tingling in hands. God I hope it's just hypochondria.

Money Is What I Love, And I'm Not Jewish Either

Yep money. I love money. I save mine too and try my hardest to manage to make it in any way possible. I wanted a job this summer but didn't get one. Oh well. So anyways, me and my friends split for something and one of the changed his mind right after we ordered it. It pissed me the fuck off. But then another tries to weasel his ass out of having to pay as much money to the kid. Well I'll be fucking darned, he thinks it'll work.  And I work hard for my money. Besides the fact I get an allowance cause I do chores around my house I sell stuff a lot, not drugs, and I get jobs from my uncle. I like working, just cause it normally means you get money for it. Well, at least something you want from it. But I'm really pissed the fuck off, not as much cause my friend backed out but because my other friend doesn't want to pay as much. It really annoys me to an unlimited extent.

I Felt Paranoid Last Night

So, have you ever had that moment where you feel afraid to look up because you think you're going to see some pale, white, deformed creature with deep black eyes and it's going to come down to attack you. Well I had a serious one last night. Cause my Wii has a charger dock and I left it on my bed, I like sleeping on the floor. The blue light lit up my ceiling fan which I sleep directly under. And during the Summer I leave it on. So I couldn't sleep cause I just kept picturing the creature getting ready to eat me. Felt like some creatures from don't be afraid of the dark or the Grudge were going to go and attack me. And when I'm sleeping, I'm not ready to hit back.

I Hate How Lazy I've Been Feeling Lately

So Summer vacation is supposed to be about us relaxing and hanging with friends right? Well I do that. But I don't like being so lazy all the time. Like I bike to their houses which are about 5 miles away but when I'm at home I won't do anything. Won't clean my room. Won't do weights. I just sleep all day and play the new game on Facebook (which is defined as a retarded game) Dragon City. Like I just don't feel like doing anything. I guess I don't have any incentive, or anger to fuel me. And laziness is just horrible. I'll still cook though. But I got lots of shit that I have to do around my house, but it's taken up with super lazy time. I just sleep all day. That's really bad for me.

Fourth of July Is My Favorite Holiday

I know this is a couple days early but that's just cause I couldn't think of anything else to write about. So I just love fireworks. You can just ask any of my friends, I'm actually pretty good with them too. I don't actually light them though. I get a knife and some tape and strap them together in special organizations. I don't do anything stupid like cut them open though. I just pull of paper and use the knife to open up the fuses. And I actually make some good ones. And I never buy a lot on the Fourth though. I buy about 20 bucks worth at buy 1 get 2 or 3 free. And then the next day I buy about 30 bucks worth at Buy 1 get 3 or 4 free. And I make some really good shit. And the point of buying on the fourth is because there are some that get bought out before I get to it the next day. And I that's the only reason I like it though. I find there's nothing much to be happy about a crappy nation forming. Patriotism isn't one of my strong suits and I think it should suck my dick. My favorite firework is the smoke bombs.

These are some of the many I use a lot.

Google, You're Great and All But Sometimes I Think You Should Suck My Dick

So, Google runs this blog I use. Google runs Youtube, one of my favorite sites. But Google, sometimes you just piss me off. For example, yesterday I was going to a friend's house and I'd never been there before. I was on my bike and got lost because you guys can't give the correct distance. I can't measure distance that easily. But I can measure time. So one road I follow for 2.5 or 3 miles. It took me about 20 minutes. So then there's another road that's about 1.5 miles that I have to follow. Followed it for 10 minutes and never saw my turn. Turns out it was a little farther out. And so, I spent half an hour wandering around. Turns out the turn I was looking for was another mile or mile and a half down the road. But I never went to my friend's house. I just went home, and was exhausted cause the area I am in is going through a fucking heat wave right now. I biked about 15 or some miles yesterday, and it was fun at first. But on the way back I was having way too much trouble breathing. I almost called 911 because I almost puked, was dehydrated as shit, and was tired. My shirt and pants smelled like shit also. I came home, and just fell asleep. But it was a nice bike ride.