Google, You're Great and All But Sometimes I Think You Should Suck My Dick

So, Google runs this blog I use. Google runs Youtube, one of my favorite sites. But Google, sometimes you just piss me off. For example, yesterday I was going to a friend's house and I'd never been there before. I was on my bike and got lost because you guys can't give the correct distance. I can't measure distance that easily. But I can measure time. So one road I follow for 2.5 or 3 miles. It took me about 20 minutes. So then there's another road that's about 1.5 miles that I have to follow. Followed it for 10 minutes and never saw my turn. Turns out it was a little farther out. And so, I spent half an hour wandering around. Turns out the turn I was looking for was another mile or mile and a half down the road. But I never went to my friend's house. I just went home, and was exhausted cause the area I am in is going through a fucking heat wave right now. I biked about 15 or some miles yesterday, and it was fun at first. But on the way back I was having way too much trouble breathing. I almost called 911 because I almost puked, was dehydrated as shit, and was tired. My shirt and pants smelled like shit also. I came home, and just fell asleep. But it was a nice bike ride.