Fourth of July Is My Favorite Holiday

I know this is a couple days early but that's just cause I couldn't think of anything else to write about. So I just love fireworks. You can just ask any of my friends, I'm actually pretty good with them too. I don't actually light them though. I get a knife and some tape and strap them together in special organizations. I don't do anything stupid like cut them open though. I just pull of paper and use the knife to open up the fuses. And I actually make some good ones. And I never buy a lot on the Fourth though. I buy about 20 bucks worth at buy 1 get 2 or 3 free. And then the next day I buy about 30 bucks worth at Buy 1 get 3 or 4 free. And I make some really good shit. And the point of buying on the fourth is because there are some that get bought out before I get to it the next day. And I that's the only reason I like it though. I find there's nothing much to be happy about a crappy nation forming. Patriotism isn't one of my strong suits and I think it should suck my dick. My favorite firework is the smoke bombs.

These are some of the many I use a lot.