I Love My Life As A Dick

So, yesterday my brother had his girlfriend and two of her friends (buffaloes) over. And I remembered I acted like a dick to them the last time they were over, so I'm like, fuck it, it was fun last time. And I just kept making joke after joke. There was this one point where I was messing around and called his girlfriend stupid. It was a simple one, I said I didn't have to imply anything. Then her friend goes, you know he's actually pretty funny when he's not making fun of you. And I'm just like, I'm sorry now I'm morally obligated to mock you now. And I kept making jokes. They were talking about how she's (gf) is being tutored by them (buffaloes) in Spanish. And I scoffed. So she goes, can you speak Spanish any well. And I said no. So she says lets have a contest, only speak in Spanish. She goes Hola, and I say hi. As in I'm translating it, I thought that was the game. Then she goes ha I won, and I went fine then. Perra, Punta. Wait, can't call you punta, else (insert brother's name here) wouldn't have blue balls. You should fix that. I'm not only a dick, I'm a good little brother. And I did one other major joke I could remember. She(gf) asked me if her friend that was a girl was cute. And I said, I'm sorry, I don't breed with buffaloes. It just comes way to easy to me.