People That Don't Want To Read About Human Waste, Stop Now

DID YOU READ THE TITLE, IF NOT READ IT NOW BECAUSE FOLLOWING POST IS HIGHLY DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so yes, I'm writing a post about shit and piss. But no, this post is not uninspired. What happened was I looked at a 3 week old bottle of piss that's had a long time to sit in the sun. I saw these giant white chunks in it and it freaked me the fuck out. So, as always, I looked up urine and read about it. I found out that Beets turn your piss pink. I learned that despite what me and my friends always though, urine doesn't kill the plants, it fertilizes them. It is rich in Nitrogen which pretty much jump starts the growth of plants, especially algae. Like some farmers use way too much fertilizer, so the runoff kills lakes. The runoff makes algae explode in growth and then there's no oxygen left after a while. And then I started looking up human feces cause I was reading about how different tints of piss can indicate sickness and my shits been a dark green recently. Like I've had pure black shit for weeks on end before. But that's cause my dad started letting me cook steaks and I like mine cooked to medium. But anyways, so I don't know why my shit was green. I don't eat a lot of sugary stuff and apparently that's how you get green shit. But there was another thing also. I was looking up side effects of too much Vitamin B. This is due to me drinking way too much Powerade and Gatorade which is normally at least 100% in 4 of them. And it turns out it's hard to get poisoning from it because any extra gets released through urine. So unless you hold it in for a week you're fine. But it's easy to get a deficiency in it. But yes, I decided to read about human waste. This in no way has anything to do with my dad's kidney failure though, cause kidneys are a major part in the urinary tract.