I just had a great dream, now of course it had a lot of plot holes and when I woke up it's cause I was realizing them, but it was great. And I didn't realize it was a dream until I woke up, and this had a 13 year old riding a giant tractor down a hill. But anyways, I was going somewhere to hang on my super cheesy bike, I got it and it looked like it was something a homosexual would ride so I painted it. At first it was brown. But then I was bored and made the front wheel red. So anyways, I was going to swing by Blue's house first. FIRST PLOT HOLE: I went straight to the hangout first. So I stopped at the school I was going to meet up with my friends and was biking around until one friend that I wasn't going to hang with showed up. He had this giant entourage of Hispanics and for some reason I had a coupon in my pocket. But I dropped the bike and to relax a little I took my shirts off (I wear an undershirt) and shoes and threw them down also. And we just wandered around and but close enough by to my shit. And then I noticed that my stuff disappeared. So I just brushed it off (Second Plot Hole) and we were walking up the street. Then cause it was a class that they were in I broke off from the group and tried to go back. THIRD PLOT HOLE: Then I randomly got into what I thought was a neighborhood which turned out to be a backyard. And I just walked into a house after opening the door. So I kept walking, and I arrived at a hill. And there were these guys (looked about 16-18) biking down it and one of them that went down threw my clothes and shoes at me.Of course they were mismatched shoes but the shirts were dead on. Then a kid from school went down on a giant 3 wheel tractor and I shouted at him that to tell the guys at the bottom I wanted to talk to them. I asked for my bike back, and this is a total cliche, they said no. And I kept arguing. Then this one guy kept getting in my face and I said how bout this I fight this guy and if I win I get my bike back. FOURTH PLOT HOLE: They didn't ask for anything if I lose and the next thing I know I'm at a house on my laptop. The guy I was going to fight is trying to stab me in the legs while I'm busy on my laptop with a set of rings that fold out into knifes. So I grab one and bend it. The guy gets really pissed so I start the fight, pushing him and kept going "Come on I thought we were going to fight." Until they kept shouting fight. And at first I didn't throw any hits cause I didn't feel that mad at him. But then he got a serious hit to my face and was saying I shouldn't have challenged him. So I got pissed as shit and started slamming him into a wall. FIFTH PLOT HOLE: I started jumping and thrusting my feet into him (Something I never would do in a fight) and telling him off. Around the 4th hit he bent over and started coughing and puking. I won, something that would probably happen in real life (Not to be an arrogant shit). And I kept going "No one put money on me?" And I got my bike back, dapped with a couple of guys and was about to leave. I took off my shirts and magically (6th plot hole) I had an undershirt on. I stuffed my shirts in my pocket and realized (7th plot hole) I didn't have a backpack for my laptop so how did it get there. So as I was trying to figure out how to take it with me and go to Blue's house I woke up.
THE END
Probably longest post yet. And if I worked on it I could turn it into a fight movie...I think.
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