So I made this blog officially a year ago on this day. Made a post everyday, even though some were me saying I have nothing to say, and I've come a long way. Started this blog because I was depressed over one girl, who I now currently hate, and now most of my moanings are over Blue, the one who gave me the idea to get a blog. I still complained about things, and had my random babblings. I really think that if I didn't have this blog to talk things out when I had no one to, I may not be here making this post. I still look back, not on the blog though, and wonder what I was thinking when I decided I liked that one girl. She treated me like shit and I still pursued her. What is wrong with me? I'd have a lightshow to post with my new gloves that are now old, but the settings got reset on a couple so I need to reprogram the whole set. So instead enjoy an analysis of why I managed my post to pageview ratio to be higher than 1:10. Pretty much I'm going through the all time pageviews of my top 5 posts, along with posting the charts that Blogger gives me.
So of course, the numero uno, my bitch post about Adalia Rose. It makes up about 1/6, a little less, of all my pageviews. I've been contemplating unpublishing it so that I stop having people coming to read about me complain about Adalia.
Well this one I refuse to take down. It's provided some interesting google search quotes for me to laugh at. I didn't expect I'd get this much attention from people that hate their parents, or atleast their mothers. I don't hate mine that much, but she gets on my nerves a lot. She gives me jewelry though. She feeds me. She does as I ask. So I can't complain too much.
So yes, this. One of my first raps that I could be proud of. It's quite a good rap too. Well there's holes in it, and I forgot the rhythm I used when I spit it acapella. Now I can account part of this from my good friend that I had made this about. He said when he's bored he goes back and reads it because he likes to laugh at the pokes I used. He and I are on good terms now, somewhat close.
Now the pig out post. I don't remember this one all that well off the top of my head. Ohhh.... so it's me talking about my wonder sandwich. I got a new one, partially because the Subway near my house won't give me double meat on the feast. I can account some of these views from people googling Subway, my post could be considered a valid customer review.
This post I was proud enough of that I shared it on my Google Plus, a social networking site I don't care for, and on my Facebook page. It was a major positive product of my depression, and one I can glad to say I wrote. When I was depressed and thinking about ending it, my friend sent me it to read again. I really have to thank this blog, I don't know if I'd still be here if I didn't have it.
So for my favorite post of all time? I don't personally know. I have 364 posts to skim through and pick out of, that'd take awhile. Of the top 5? There's no question about it, "Don't Die". It's the newest post of the top 5 also.
A graph of my all time pageviews. Obviously I didn't have a blog in 2008-2011. But as you can see, it's really risen up. Now currently dropping though.
All time of referring sites. I can thank Google for 400 of my views, damn. I don't think this thing is full though, just tops of things. Because I had a lot more weird search keywords in it. Along with many other referring sites.
Last but not least, well probably least, the all time of the Audience. I'm surprised that people in Russia and Germany bothered with reading my rants. Even more surprised by the people in the Phillippines, Singapore, and China. They probably read it for laughs. I was bitching mostly about first world problems and they have harder lives to live, probably. I'm disappointed though, that Internet Explorer came in third. IN THIRD. IT BEAT FIREFOX. WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE?
So there, you've seen the celebration. And now so as to improve quality of posting I'm going to only post when I have something to say. Something relevant. The song analysis? Those are going to be when I'm listening to the song and start to have a feel. Raps? When I write one. It's going to get very broken up and I may start having multiple posts a day. Thank you people for reading my blog, I hope it was much enjoyed.
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