

So today I enjoyed myself by provoking an asshole in my French class. There was no fight, but there was definitely some threatening that I got. Basically he likes to act like a little kid and boasts of being "the best in the class". One day I said in my normal voice that all he's saying is that he thinks he's stupid and needs to reassure himself he's smart by repeating it. Which is what he was doing, connection made by basic psychology. He didn't hear me, but if he did he'd try to start shit. I know for a fact that he atleast acts like he's tough shit, I'm pretty sure he thinks that also. But then today I enjoyed myself even more because we had a sub for a second time. He was playing his music without headphones loudly all class and then would complain about hearing someone else's music even a little. I'm sitting on the other side of the classroom listening to my phone at it's lowest with my friends, and all he could do was complain and tell me to stop because he doesn't like my music. Now I didn't say anything, not one of those guys, but I eventually got annoyed. He later said that the next time he hears someone else's music he's going to hit them or something along the lines. Sadly that was right before the teacher told us we had to use headphones now. Then people were telling me to turn up my music. Now I would've, but I don't need to get in trouble with the teacher. I just said naaa. Then he said that he thinks I'm annoying, and I'm like "Me?". After he said, yea you I said yay. I like pissing you off. Then he goes I'd like to see what you say about that after school. So I respond by mocking him, I literally press my cheeks together with my hands and in a little girl voice I go "I'm so scared". It made some laughs, I enjoyed it. Now the words that were traded aren't exact for me, I didn't pay attention up until the point that I mocked him. But when I got home I asked my brother about fighting, and he showed me wrestling moves. He also showed me Muay Thai moves such as how to easily dodge a hit and knock the air out of the person. Basically, if the guy throws a punch I get up knock the air out walk back and poke them. Then as they fall I wave and smile. But I learned two methods for wrestling, I also need to practice judo throws. I don't have anyone to teach me them but basically I grab their arm after I duck a swing at my head, turn, and yank. Then when he's on the floor after I smacked him onto it I get on top of him and hit him in the face a couple of times. Or I just stomp his stomach, either way would work. And they're all simple techniques that aren't that hard to get the hang of, you just have to know them. There's also that if those 4 choices fail I can just beat the shit out of him. No hits to the face but to the gut so there's no marks. Practicing boxing and knowing technique to it will eventually pay off.
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