The Headaches I Get

My dad is the biggest irritant in the world. If I were to grow up and develop some type of irritant for chemical warfare I'd call it "Papa T Scratch Gas" because of how annoying my dad is. He just irritates me. Annoys me to an uncountable extent. For example, today at the store. It's on the way home and my brother's with us and he walks home from the store while I stay back to go in. I thought I was going in by myself because my dad was telling me where stuff is (even though I know where it is he's just a prick) but then he's going in with me. Then when I ask if he still needs me he's like, yes. I asked him for what, he just goes I need you. And he decided to go in with me because he doesn't trust me for no reason. He tells me I have to spend my own money on stuff that's personally mine. Well when I use his money, wait not his money my mom's money cause he's unemployed, to buy stuff that's personally mine it's cause it's for lunch. He gets mad at me for getting energy drinks, well I'd get a 4 pack of monsters a week and share it with my brother for when I need that boost. I use it for school, so he's saying I have to pay to do well in school. He's the one who puts a giant value on grades, well maybe if he let me get the monsters I would be more attentive in class. Atleast my math class, the other ones I'm fine in. Most of the time when we go to the store though he buys a shitload of snacks that only he eats. Or other people eat them but he won't share. He literally gets mad at people for eating it. There's other shit also. I'm selling candy at school and make a profit from it. But I leave the opened box I'm using in my living room on a recliner with the rest of my stuff for school. He ate some of my candy, well aware that it was mine and that I'm selling it, and when I asked him to pay for it he said no. I paid for it already, and he says no. On Halloween he wanted me to give candy from my box to the neighbor girl and refused to pay for it then also. The worst part is, he got mad when I said I wouldn't give it to him. It's cause of him that I lost 5 bucks. He's just an assholey prick. He feels entitled to spend other people's money but won't let people spend other people's money. He needs to get smacked. He's just a little kid that's been spoiled because technically he's an adult. But I'd like to see him living in an apartment by himself without any financial support from my mom and support his lifestyle. And no, my parents aren't divorced although it seems that way in this post. My dad get's disability checks because he's too lazy to get a job. He prefers to sleep all day. We had to write a persuasive essay in class where it's why a family member should be awarded with something. I awarded my dad with "Laziest Sack of Crap". And the things I used to support it seemed like I was exaggerating, but no I wasn't. I left out stuff also. He's just a waste of space. Spends all his time awake on facebook spouting crap no one cares about and considers it work. But when he has to do actual work, like take a car in to get serviced or schedule appointments he's too busy. He uses facebook as a crutch.