I Enjoyed Black Friday

So I really enjoyed Black Friday, not just because it allowed me to embrace my inner Jew. We went to the mall by my house, along with HHGreg. HHGreg was interesting, we didn't get anything there but we sure did looking. We were there for an Android Tablet that cost 50 bucks, when we found out where it was (Matress Center) it was out of stock. My brother and I had originally planned to be line hoppers but when we saw people getting shunned we went to the back, about a quarter mile from the store. I just sat there suggesting things to do, like tackle a guy that walked out of the store carrying a 40 inch or something in his arms by himself. There was some serious entertainment though, watching people argue over who got in the store first. It really opened my eyes to how materialistic people are. There was a girl that looked about 9th grade that I thought was going to cry because she might not get a giant T.V. At first I thought the people were arguing over exercise equipment though because both groups were fatasses. The mall was more interesting, I had been walking around airing out my shoulder (meaning I had a sleeveless on) and in shorts. I got stares for it. There was a group of faggots, 2 Asians and a scrawny white guy, laughing at me for it. I was about to turn around, flip them off, and call them pussies. And we had an interesting adventure. I went to Walmart because I'd intended to watch the chaos of employees walking out and provide chaos by shoving people into stands and aisles, but instead I bought a watch. Then my brother and I decided we'd go to Hot Topic, got a Mac Miller shirt. Then we went to Gamestop, it was going to be crowded because the line was so long it was intersecting another line for Victoria's Secret. I was surprised at how much we spent. Got 8 games total. Black Ops II, I play mostly party games; Oblivion; Bioshock; Crysis 2; Sleeping Dogs; Fallout: New Vegas; The Witcher II; and Dishonored. We ended up meeting up with my brother's girlfriend, who I've decided to be nicer to, and went to Spencer's. I love that fucking place, it surprised me when I found a stand dedicated to dildos though. I got a new Wiz Khalifa wallet while my brother got a rasta one. It was a pretty interesting night. There was more shopping, but for me that part was dull. Really, really dull. But my brother got me a sleek fox hat from Pacsun.