Why The No Loverboy?

So my "avid readers" you're probably wondering why I haven't posted recently about some lovesickness I'm suffering or some girl I dream about now. Well one, I decided talking about girls on this wasn't really the best idea. I decided to try something different and just not mention her on here, not talk to her so as not to get into being good enough friends that dating is out of the question. So I decided I'd evaluate me and some of my better friends and how we are in our love lives. For me I'm the lovedrunk fool, or as one of my friends says, the manwhore. I jump from liking one girl to another faster than a drug dealer and clients. Every couple of weeks it's some new girl to be head over heels for. Well there's always one girl to be there for, but I'm not going to turn this post into a babble about her. Then my other friend is the loverboy. He doesn't think of other girls, he just likes one. He doesn't really talk about other girls either. He's loyal, like a dog. Then my other friend I'll mention is the slut. He doesn't care what it is that he's with as long as he's getting some and it's not a relationship. He's had a relationship before, and after it all he could think is WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WANT A RELATIONSHIP. And before anyone suggests it, no Blue isn't one of them. I'm talking about my guy friends and she's somewhere in-between. The reason why I call her my brister, or my sother.