The Hole In My Colon

So I went to Buffalo Wild Wings today with my brother and his friends because it was 60 cents a wing. We did a really stupid thing, got 50 wings and none of them weren't hot. We had mango habanero, wild, and hot.  Boy was that fucking spicy. I had to order a soda so that I could eat them. I just sat there, it's hot as fuck and I'm shivering. SHIVERING INDOORS! I wasn't cold either. My hair isn't standing up on my arm I'm just sitting there chattering. And now I think I'm going to develop a hole in my stomach or colon. There was so much fucking HOT! on the wings. I'm surprised I ate my measly 5 that I took. Just my colon man. After I ate I thought I was going to puke and had drank a glass of coke for each hot wing I ate. Then I'm constipated with a bloated stomach. I want to go back there again on an empty stomach and get some wings that aren't spicy. That I believe would be a really nice experience.