The Unorthodox Chef

So my English teacher is trying to get to know us so every class with attendance we have to say our favorite whatever the fuck she wants to know about. Today it was food. Me not knowing what my favorite is because I eat a lot I was about to say Dead Things. I saved that to be just a joke with my friend though. Instead I ended up saying something that I cook, after contemplating the answer. *Chinky Accent* Ohhhh I rykey the Dog and Pushay Cat. The reason why I have to say it's anything I cook though, and not something in particular, is because the one thing I'm the craziest and random in it's cooking. Loving to cook and learning to cook with only what I find in my fridge, I've learned what goes well together. I've also done a lot of experimenting. I've talked about it enough here though. I mean I have a friend that orgasms over my tacos even though it was just one good batch and I don't even remember what I used to make them. In fact I'm pretty sure then it was just taco seasoning mixed with jalapenos. Since then I started putting soy sauce, garlic, and lemon juice in to create a prime Asian influenced taco meat. But every meal is an experiment. I learned to cook most things that people would bake in an oven,  on a plug in grill. I'd love to work at a restaurant if they didn't mind every meal tasting differently. Different specials everyday that never get repeated. I just make a large batch at the beginning of every meal time. That's how it'd be if I worked at/ owned a restaurant. I don't write my recipes down, I barely even bother to remember them. I just remember what works well together. Lately though I haven't made a lot of newer foods. Mostly just cooking what's already made and cooking it in a pan. I have started frying food more often, much to my disdain, but it's not that bad. It's cause I haven't been able to properly clean my grill yet, it still has burnt mold that I've been trying to scrub off for a couple of months. That grill made some good food though. I even managed to reduce the grease by cleaning it once.