I Had A Crazy Night

So last night, as you know, I walked about 10 miles with my friends. What I didn't tell you was what I did that night. And trust me, some of this stuff has probably been done before, just not the way we did. Let's see starting from my school. I walk to one of my friend's houses and his family's Hispanic. He happened to have his grandmothers visiting and awkwardness ensued. I was, out of me and my two friends, the only one who didn't speak Spanish. And I was worried if I spoke Spanish they may take it offensively. But anyways, we only stayed for 10 or 20 minutes. Then we walked to another friend's house where we called him up and asked if we could come by and he said yes. When we did he decided not to let us in. So while he shot at us with an airsoft pistol from a window I pissed on his house and splashed water, accidentally, on his sister. My other friend pissed in a bottle that we decided to leave in his mailbox. On the way from there to the mall that's a half mile from my house I decided to walk shirtless for a while, with my gut tucked, and wave to random cars. Now most of them were fucking asses and didn't wave back which made we pursue them with cursing and shouting, but some said hi back. Then I passed a parked car with 2 black guys in it that looked like they were about to roll out to do a deal. I said hi of course, not that scared cause I don't look like some gang member but a teenager that's fucking around. They said hi back and what's happening, something I gladly answered with nothing much. At the mall hilarity ensued with me running around in the empty parking lot while sagging like a motherfucker and shirtless. Afterwards, when we were in the mall, we chilled in the food court while none of us hit on girls. We were too busy arguing about who had a better chance of getting one, wasn't me of course. We decided to save our money and buy lunch at wallmart, had 2 litres and lunchables. Sat outside to eat the lunchables. 2 of us threw out our sodas, mine I stabbed, the other one he didn't like so I shook it up and threw it in the street. Then we took a shady way back to my house so we pulled out my throwing knives, we put them back later when they realized how stupid it was. I took out my gloves and started gloving though, of course breaking the law by distracting drivers with bright lights at night. I was waving also, got some nice honks for being an asswipe. Well that was my night, what you gonna do about it niggers?