I'm Not Going Mainstream Bitches

I've been rappin for quite a while

So much that I can sit back and smile

Then spit sick shit right off my tongue

Then walk away cause I'm done

Bitch you got no shit on me

Just stand there, wait and see

I'll beat yo ass without an effort

That's a nice girlfriend you know I fucked her

I took her home, she blew on my condom

I fucked that ass, and shot up to stardom

All damn night her shouting my name

Just told me of all my fame

And nigga I'm not to blame

Cause you suck in bed, damn you lame

It's no surprise yo lady chose me

Even more she paid a fee

Yea that's right I didn't pay

She payed me, then we played

I got 500 just for my dick

Then another 100 for every lick

That bitch was one hungry whore

I can say that night I never snored

I was too busy tapping that ass

Her ass so red cause I slapped

It at 50 a hit

She then said that you suck shit

She fucked so much that nothing else

Gets her off like fucking on my shelf

Every bitch just loves my swag

While every bitch thinks yo a fag

Now before I get bored here

I'm gettin the fuck outta here

Of course this one seems so mainstream from the opening with bragging about non-existent things to do with me. But it's just to show, I can just as easily write some mainstream bullshit as I can write stuff that when read without a beat it sounds like poetry at the points without cursing. And yes I wrote this on the spot and I don't find it to have any quality. It's about fucking a girl for christ's sake, which is something Young Money does. Listen to Bed Rock and tell me it isn't. It's just my way of showing if I really wanted to I could probably rise to the same level of stardom as Tyler the Creator or Drake.