If there's one thing I'm a true master of it's eating more than I should. Like shit, I was a total fatass for 4 years. And I mean I still do. It's just that now I'm so active daily it doesn't matter. Lets see for the things that contribute to total fatassery. I used to be very active, I mean I spent 3 hours a day outside during the school year. But then my friends all moved away and I wasn't as active. And then I could eat a double quarter pounder in less than a minute on a full stomach. But even though I stopped being as active my appetite stuck and I would eat a whole lot. Then at the school I went to until 6th grade I only had P.E. once or twice a week which wasn't enough. But I still do. I always will. Have you guys heard of "The Feast" from Subway? I used to split that with my brother with double meat on it and finish it in 5 minutes. Now I eat a full one. My appetite is close to zero though, especially when I'm sad or depressed. I only pig out when I just finished working out or have friends over. But now I could probably eat 2 foot long "The Feasts" with double meat and still be hungry if I'm in a good mood, just finished working out, and at half stomach. I could win any eating contest just because I can shovel the food into my mouth. I used to stack my sandwiches to 6 inches and still manage a huge bite. But pigging out is my serious talent. I impressed Chentos's mom when I finished my food and cleaned the plate before they were even half way through. So yea, I'm a pig out man. But I need to be in the mood. I mean if I haven't eaten all day sometimes I'll only eat a bag of chips and be happy. But with friends, walk 5 miles while starving and thirsty you'd be surprised at what I can do. I go into McDonalds and I drank more than a gallon of Powerade and just stuffed the pizza we got into my mouth without waiting. Or this time I went on a field trip and had to run about 3 miles and walk 2 I got a "The Feast" and ate 3/4s of it so fast I got constipated. I GOT CONSTIPATED FOR 6 HOURS. And the thing is the Feast is one of the greasiest subs you can get, atleast the way I stack it. I mean I try to create a balance between meat and veggies. Cause it was so big besides the usual lettuce, tomato, olives, and onions I had spinach, green peppers, and cucumbers. Then instead of getting the usual ranch and chipotle I only got sweet onion and oil. It's a lot more oily but less fatty than ranch and chipotle. So it was a giant grease bomb and I get constipated. But when I took the shit I'd been waiting for at school during rocket club it took forever. A full half hour. I couldn't flush the fucking toilet.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Pigging Out
If there's one thing I'm a true master of it's eating more than I should. Like shit, I was a total fatass for 4 years. And I mean I still do. It's just that now I'm so active daily it doesn't matter. Lets see for the things that contribute to total fatassery. I used to be very active, I mean I spent 3 hours a day outside during the school year. But then my friends all moved away and I wasn't as active. And then I could eat a double quarter pounder in less than a minute on a full stomach. But even though I stopped being as active my appetite stuck and I would eat a whole lot. Then at the school I went to until 6th grade I only had P.E. once or twice a week which wasn't enough. But I still do. I always will. Have you guys heard of "The Feast" from Subway? I used to split that with my brother with double meat on it and finish it in 5 minutes. Now I eat a full one. My appetite is close to zero though, especially when I'm sad or depressed. I only pig out when I just finished working out or have friends over. But now I could probably eat 2 foot long "The Feasts" with double meat and still be hungry if I'm in a good mood, just finished working out, and at half stomach. I could win any eating contest just because I can shovel the food into my mouth. I used to stack my sandwiches to 6 inches and still manage a huge bite. But pigging out is my serious talent. I impressed Chentos's mom when I finished my food and cleaned the plate before they were even half way through. So yea, I'm a pig out man. But I need to be in the mood. I mean if I haven't eaten all day sometimes I'll only eat a bag of chips and be happy. But with friends, walk 5 miles while starving and thirsty you'd be surprised at what I can do. I go into McDonalds and I drank more than a gallon of Powerade and just stuffed the pizza we got into my mouth without waiting. Or this time I went on a field trip and had to run about 3 miles and walk 2 I got a "The Feast" and ate 3/4s of it so fast I got constipated. I GOT CONSTIPATED FOR 6 HOURS. And the thing is the Feast is one of the greasiest subs you can get, atleast the way I stack it. I mean I try to create a balance between meat and veggies. Cause it was so big besides the usual lettuce, tomato, olives, and onions I had spinach, green peppers, and cucumbers. Then instead of getting the usual ranch and chipotle I only got sweet onion and oil. It's a lot more oily but less fatty than ranch and chipotle. So it was a giant grease bomb and I get constipated. But when I took the shit I'd been waiting for at school during rocket club it took forever. A full half hour. I couldn't flush the fucking toilet.
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