Thursday, September 6, 2012

I'm About To Beat The Shit Out Of My Dad


So my dad wants a dog and his reason is because he's lonely at home. For those that don't know he is an unemployed sack of shit that is too lazy to go out and get a job and his excuse is he can't handle one. Well I know quite a few people that would say owning a dog is a lot harder work than doing the jobs that he'd be able to get. And I mean he already started buying stuff for it, and decided he'd just order one online. HE HASN'T FUCKING PROVEN HE CAN HANDLE A DOG! I told him to ask my uncle if he can puppy sit during the day and he's like I don't need to do that I know how to own a dog. I mean like seriously, his answer to me saying he's going to have to walk it which will be 4 times a day cause it's a puppy is that he doesn't have to because it's small. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Besides the fact it'll end up taking shits and pisses in the house it's not good for the dog to only know the front lawn and the inside of a house. And if that thing takes a shit anywhere near my stuff that shit is going on my dad, literally. Anything the fucking dog does I'm holding that sack of shit responsible for, most of which will be done by bitchslapping him. I don't care what he says, I can't kick a dog that doesn't know better. And he is just being an idiot. HE SLEEPS ALL DAY. He doesn't need a fucking dog, much less can own one. He's not going to feed it or walk it and put all of that off onto me. And you know it's sad when a 14 year old FOURTEEN YEAR OLD has to treat his dad like a little kid. The only problem is he knows all the work that will go into it and knows he can't handle it. He knows he can shove this shit off on me. And I'm not going to do it. I already know that a couple weeks after the dog shows up it's going to end up being dropped off at the pound because it's not being raised properly and there will be about 500 dollars down the drain, probably more. And another big thing. WE DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY FOR A FUCKING DOG. Just WHAT THE FUCK! He tells me we're tight for money, I can't get a legit bike and have to use some shitty one he bought for a dollar. But magically once it involves him it doesn't matter about money. He doesn't think I need a bike? I mean like seriously I have to ask for it for my fucking birthday. I have so much stuff I need. A bike, binders that don't fall apart after 3 weeks ( I need the really durable ones), a punching bag, and so much more. And I mean it's practical shit that won't die. I mean he won't let me get two binders for 20 bucks cause we don't have money just laying around, but somehow we can manage to pay to own a dog that I already know won't be under his ownership long. If I'm walking it it's my dog, bed and cage in my room, that shit. But I know he won't let me do that. And I wouldn't want that. It's a puppy.I don't want shit all over my room.

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