FUCK CANADA

My magical mystical mojo is gone
So that's why I started to rap this song
So while you momma's busy with my dong
Noah you're gonna realize that you're wrong
No one gives a fuck about Canada
We got everything they got nada
You bitches got geese, moose, and beavers too
While we have Mexicans, Asians, and Jews
You loyalist sluts live it up with the queen
While we fought for the American dream
Screw all that Canadian pride
It surprises me you niggas haven't died
Why don't you take your poser ass home
Canada took an American loan
They dubbed a province the North Hollywood
Put out shit like Twilight, that was no good
Screw that free healthcare too
Where's the independence, what the fucks new?
You just sit there in your North corner
Kissing Britain's ass but looking like a loaner
That's a pretty red Maple Leaf
But it's shit compared to an eagles wings
And in the money, we're knees deep
Of my hate for you, I would sing
And Noah you better be listening too
Learn in a fight that I know that you'll lose
Your poser ass can't back shit
And I bet you can't spit a lick
Stop walking round like you're all cool
I bet you think you make the bitches drool
But all they do is probably laugh
Now excuse me while I go take a nap

This rap is basically me being a patriotic asshole. Even though I'm not proud of this country, I honestly couldn't give to shits about Canada. In my English class there's a faggot that I'm stuck sitting next to that blazes his "Canadian Pride" that I like to mock him for. His name is Noah, I forgot his last name and wouldn't care to remember it either. But all he is is a really, really bad hater and I honestly doubt anyone likes him, he's an annoying poser. He just sits there acting like he's all cool and shit which just irks me. And he won't accept that no one gives a fuck about Canada except Canadians. And after learning stuff in class I can easily enough dish out burns for him being a Canadian Faggot.