One of my friends loves to fuck with my facebook, and one thing he does is hit on girls for me. I mean he starts it with asking them out, then when it fails blames it on one of my other friends. And I mean he did something even more though, he friended a girl so he can message her. I mean just what the hell. It didn't fail, but it wasn't a great idea either. He does other stuff for me also, mostly bothering people as me, A.K.A. trolling. He does a good job of it too, I mean I've creeped out three girls saying my friend likes them and then coming in, gut-punching my "friend" and saying I was taking a long time in the bathroom. At the beginning of the summer my friend also asked out three girls for me, all of which proceeded to say no, not to my surprise. I can also trust in him to fuck with people and ask them out for me. And I figure that they'll eventually work. If they don't, well I don't care, but I know by the end of the semester I'll have a girlfriend. And hopefully, it'll because I mustered a courage to ask them out. But who the hell would wanna date me. I mean I'm funny. There's a rule you either don't know me, love me, or hate me, but I annoy the shit out of everyone as much as I make them laugh. And I'm highly annoying, if you get what I'm leading on to. But the "funny" stuff I do could scare a girl away, even though it's intentional, rather than attract her. For example, I like to go in the middle of the street and start dancing, or do Gangnam Style across the street. I fuck around like a total retard for my own and normally at least one of my friends amusements The only other funny stuff I do is normally perve jokes or picking on my patsy, who gets picked on a little too much more than he usually does. But I can't wait til' this weekend, I'm going camping and all the stupid stuff and badass themed stunts I do will get recorded by one of my friends, or my brother.
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