Happy Halloween

Yes, FINALLY IT'S FUCKING HALLOWEEN! Halloween is one of my favorite days of a year for more than the reason that it's free candy. Especially since I'm too old to go trick or treating now. But I'm never too old to cause havoc and reap mayhem. I was going to go see a horror movie with my friends, but that plan fell apart because of the one of the 2 friends I was going to see it with had to bail. But, things are still good. I wasn't so sure if I wanted to see a movie anyways because I only have about 30 bucks, and when I go to the movies I spend 20. I don't need to spend 20 bucks every year to celebrate a holiday. Back to the mayhem though, I plan to go around scaring little kids. I got a fricking white mask and snapback to cover my face, the mask with add to the scare. That paired with my pleasant sized stash of fireworks and lightup gloves are bound to scare some kids. Like seriously, imagine being a four year-old that all of a sudden sees 5 lights appear, one at a time, and then they show a blank white face. 5 minutes later they see sparks fritzing up and everywhere from where he was. It's PERFECT. I may have said this before, but last year I got the police called on me for lighting bottle rocket fountains in a private neighborhood, at least that's what the guy made it seem like. We ditched like motherfuckers, it was me, the terrorist, and the faggot. For those that don't remember, the faggot is a former friend of mine that screwed up big time with Blue. Anyways, the faggot decided to act like he doesn't know us if we get caught. That right there is the equivalent of maximum douchebaggery to me. What type of person says he's your friend, but then abandons you at the first sign of trouble. Even though I've always been somewhat of a loner, it's still an asshole move.