Outdoor Antics

This weekend I'm going camping with my dad, my brother, his girlfriend, and one of my friends. The plan is, we don't sleep and go looking for Slenderman at 2 in the morning along with blowing up lighters and axe cans. The campground I'm going to is one where I had an incident though. They have a zipline that I fell out of. And it was a really ghetto one, it's not a harness but a plank and the stop is like a story or half a story up but right over a really soft patch of dirt. I mean I'm going to be doing stupider stuff this year, the last time I went was about 6 years ago. I'm going to go hanging by my legs, hanging on the bottom, maybe do it laying down somehow. I'm much more wild than I was 6 years ago, especially around certain friends. There's other stuff to do also though. There's a huge river, one that I almost drowned in. It's full of deep and hard to see pits that you can fall into, I fell into 2, and there's holes in the side of the river with snakes and beavers in them. It's actually quite scary but fun. And of course there's the whole aspect of exploring the woods and setting stuff on fire with the lighters my dad's buying for me to mess with. I asked for them, and he goes but you have zippos. The zippos suck ass, atleast mine, when you use them outdoors because the flame is barely blue.