My Parents Are Such Retards

My parents want to buy a house. This house happens to be farther up north (away from my new girlfriend they know nothing about) and is going to cost some money. My dad happens to think he has the money in stocks, which I think is a load of shit. And they are telling me I'm being spoiled because I don't even want to go and see the house. I know we're not going to move. My brother and I would never do it. I mean if they even bought the house I wouldn't budge, I'd be locked in my room. I can go a pretty good amount of time without food or water. I'm used to purposely starving myself when I'm pissed. This is just my fucking luck. Like I'll say this, I'm a lucky bastard that gets his ass bit by luck also. I mean like I'm so lucky that I've managed to find big bills on the road. And I do my retarded stunts and never get some serious damage done. But whenever something big for me happens, for example, me getting my first girlfriend who's hot as fuck. I end up getting bit in the ass with some horrible luck. Like I know that if they really wanted to they would force me to move, which they may do. But I had a little bad luck in the first place, I mean my first girlfriend lives two states away from me. And she's going to be moving to California soon, right in the middle of Compton. But I vchat with her, and her dad's trying to get custody. But I got dumped by her, after 2 days. I asked her if when we both 16 if she'd get back together with me cause then I'd be able to visit her. She said yes. But right now all I can think is FUCK MY LIFE especially cause that's a year and a half away. Cause I have to deal with some retarded ass parents. Like I'm so pissed I'm about to slam my head into my wall and get it stuck. And I don't like that, I've been stuck in my ceiling once when I was screwing around with a pull-up bar.