What Is My Lifestyle

I can honestly say I live a legit YOLO lifestyle. Not in the way it gets used by swagfags who say YOLO before they do anything but because when it comes to me making a decision, I look at it as whether I think it'd be fun for me. I mean like seriously, I have a very adventurous taste when it comes to foods and I do some really wacky stuff. How many guys do you know will literally strip on a pole in a public park. And I happen to do really ballsy crap but get lucky. Like I was messing around and zigzagging around the street while it was busy, I thought I could make a cross but as I was my shoe fell off and I had to go back and get it but I would've been hit if it weren't for the shoe. Oh, but there's other things, although I doubt they're truly that ballsy. I have a personal vendetta against the cops. I hate them. Not just because a lot of them abuse power, but they have a stereotype. They are control freaks. They need to feel like they are in a position of power. It's just like how a lot of the time a therapist is a wackjob that truly needs the help they are serving you with more than you do.
But a position as a cop is one of the easiest to corrupt. And I've had my own experiences, which I will not go into, that make me have a personal dislike. Of course if I ever got to know one it would be different for him/her, but that would be it. Back to the YOLO lifestyle, I will admit to occasionally having alcohol. Now I don't get drunk, heck I barely get buzzed, but who hasn't had alcohol by age 14 yet. It's just not natural. The teen years are the experimentation where people develop addictions. And no, I'm not just talking about the college coeds people see in porn. But I have a personal taste for vodka, when I prepare stuff with it I always take a small sip or a swig but never enough to buzz me. And it's all because, I want to enjoy my life while I still can because I'm going to enjoy the relax time I've basically been given because I know I'm going to start living a harder one
soon. Not because of some poser rapper overusing the word YOLO that it's become popular. Like seriously, I've heard high school is a bitch to go through and college is worse. And I'd hate to get into college on a scholarship and get kicked out in the same semester.