Watch It Bitches, I'm Protected

So my mom is sometimes an overbearing cunt that likes to be overprotective for no reason. I mean she loves to get in my business, and one of the things she gets into a lot is how I'm getting places. But for a couple examples of how she gets in my business, if I were to get a girlfriend I wouldn't tell her because she'd smother her and if I don't feel like coming out of the basement she thinks my brother snuck someone in. But I say I want to walk to school, which is about an hour and a half stroll for me and she says no. Besides the fact it goes by a neighborhood that has a history with public violence enough to get helicopters hovering, she thinks I might be meeting up with bad people. All because of a history my brother has, which I won't go into, and because I wanted to hang with a student she had that she didn't like. And I mean, she just wants to watch out for me, but it's a little senile the way she does it. Especially since the route I'd take I've taken lots of times before. And I plan on biking to school once I get a bike I can't call a ghettomobile. Also I'm going to be, hopefully, driving in 6 months with a learner's permit. And I cook, which has resulted in a kitchen fire, enough smoke to set an alarm off, and so many other incidents. And I've proven I know how to take care of myself, and that I can. She just won't accept it, she babies me and treats me like I'm 5 years old and don't know how to walk in a straight line. I mean she doesn't want me to get a mini-bike once I turn 16, but she knows I'll do it anyways and once that happens she'll have to deal with it. And she doesn't want me to drive because of a history with screwing up a car my brother has. I mean she's given him more than 10 chances with all his screwups while driving (not cause he's Asian) and she doesn't even want to give me one. Once I get a license I probably won't use it anyways. I get a learner's and then I drive so I can get a license. Once that's done I'll be working towards an M mark on my license rather than driving a car everywhere. And even then I'd only be riding a motorcycle or driving a car when I'm too lazy to go where I want, or it's too far away to get there in an hour on a bike. I'd also be driving whenever I wanna pick up my girlfriend I'll hopefully have in 2 years when I get a license. I mean my sophomore year is going to be nice because I can get a license in the second quarter of the school year if I take Driver's Ed during the summer. But again, my mom doesn't think I can take care of myself. Which I happen to take as an insult to my intelligence and ability. If there's one thing I don't like it's getting insulted like that. I know how to care for myself, I'm not a dumbass, and I can hold my own in a fight. If I were in a fight with someone with a weapon, even a gun, I'd just be laughing at them. The need for a weapon just shows fear and loss of faith in your own abilities. And I can shrug off pain, and know how to disarm someone with a knife or gun. But yea I, of anybody I know, can definitely manage to take care of myself. But, cause I'm the youngest in the family my mom's instinct, besides her retardedness, pushes her to baby me. I could have snuck out this morning if I wanted, but couldn't cause I needed some checks. And I would have, just to push her to stop treating me like a five year old.