Le Trolls

So I waited until later today hoping I'd have a schedule to talk about. To make a few notes, I'm pretty sure she's gonna be in at least my French class because I was told before there'd only be one Honors French II class, But to the main, core of the subject. Trolling. I already told my friend earlier, if I see some cocky freshie sitting in the spot that my friends and I normally sit he might just cry. I have spent the summer training with the troll gurus of the Steam community. Most of them I only trained with once and but it was enough to learn their wisdom. These masters of the art are responsible for the reputation the Dota community holds with the outside world. I intend to utilize all my acquired knowledge for the good of my class against any cocky freshman that challenges me. I don't expect many challenges due to my priority to be under the radar from society, but any one who would dare challenge me will surely lose. After rereading that I kinda feel nerdy, but the intent is to be funny so I don't mind. I really have learned to troll well. I don't even bother to change my Steam name because I want people to remember me as the guy that made them cry over the internet. I've done some subtle trolling, some only internet oriented, but I still have practiced the art of hurting feelings through words alone. Of course, I don't abuse it. I'm selective of my targets to the people that ask for it. Like a righteous wrong. Not along the lines of two wrongs make a right, but to defend/avenge the people that are picked on for no reason. Or because of a bad game. I've always been like this. I'm not some sociopathic asshole that picks on anything that even looks at him. I wait for them to offend me before I make some snarky comment that can only come from a smartass like me. Of course I have a pretty broad threshold for offense. From them mocking me, to mocking a friend, to bothering someone that asks them to go. I'm the type to want to stand up for the little man, ironically one of the guys that's received my abuse is a little man. More than one, there's two. And because the point of this post is to talk about trolling I will mention some trolling I've done in Dota, of course that only happens in a game like Dota because it's not emotional abuse that I'm talking about. I'll have games as Bloodseeker. For those that don't play he's a 1v1 type hero that is also good for early game ganking along with chasing. He has abilities that normally leave him as the last one alive in a team fight. He has Thirst, which gives movement speed and armor when another hero is under a certain amount of health. Then there's Blood Bath, when a hero or creep dies he gets health back, depending on why they died though. So he's also an agility hero that has good leveling on his agility, 3 per level. That means that when he's level 25 he's a big tank. Now I don't stop there. I get an assault curiass and butterfly to get extra armor and evasion. Then I get a Heart of Tarasque which heals you every 4 seconds for 2% of your max health when no other hero is around. So I just sit in the other teams base killing people, with 75% physical damage reduction and the heart healing me when they're all dead. There's nothing funnier than when that happens. They spawn and then die right away. I'd talk about another troll I did but  explaining Blood Seeker took up too much, so another time.