Rakin In The Cash

So seeing as it's about a month and a half before I turn 16 I've been paying attention to the job market. There's, as always, a lot of food places hiring. There's a sandwich shop called Jimmy John's, then a Baja Fresh, and this place called Pizzarama. Those are just the few miscellaneous ones off the top of my head. But personally I prefer much more of a dressed better job if I can get one. Even though I hate wearing a shirt with a collar, or pants that need a leather belt, or even worse, dress shoes, I prefer those because it's better on an application. Good news to me, Best Buy is hiring nearby. I looked at things in my head and I'd want to work at a store where I can get discounts that I'd use pretty often enough. There's Gamestop or Radioshack, but those are small stores that don't require that many employees and most employees are disposable. The workers aren't even called sales associates. With me, well I like to be a people person. I'm not the same dark shit in public that I'm normally here. Heck, only one of my friends ever sees me sigh out of depression, and that's when it's just him and I. There was also Dick's yea I said it DICK'S. I could work there, get a nice discount on exercise equipment. But seeing as the only thing I could think to need at the moment is a new benchpress and a treadmill, after that fuck that shit, I'm not all that interested in Dick's. Oh I like how I worded that part, because it can be taken as me saying I'm straight. (I expect you guys to get the joke just confirming that you comprehend the assholery I embrace like a slut embraces a dick) Back to the main subject, I COULD WORK AT BEST BUY. LIKE FUCK. Besides the fact I'd be saving up every paycheck to spend there, I actually have a moderate knowledge of techie whosie whatsit. Like I already made a short shopping list. First I get a new computer. Of course because I can it's gonna be a P.C. that'll probably cost me 1000-1500 bucks without an employee discount, that's what a month, two months pay checks? They're only offering part time jobs so probably two months. The P.C. would come with a wireless, ergonomic keyboard and mouse set along with a nice headset. It's tech specs you say? Well I was thinking along the minums of 10GB RAM, 1TB Harddrive, I7 Processor, 4 GHZ, and a year subscription to Iobit security. Along with that because I ain't buying a dinky monitor, a nice flatscreen for my room. I'm thinking, 32 inches, maybe 40. That's including cords for hooking the sound from my computer to my T.V. Next on the to buy list is a mini fridge. YES A MINI FRIDGE. Knowing my lazy ass it's nice to keep my rice pudding and soda in a fridge in my room rather than a fridge in my basement. Now this I'd probably get when I get the job but a Microwave. So early because my parents would pay for that. Back to the list though. A PS4 right when it comes out. I can just trade it in later when I want better memory on it, or if mine is getting buggy. Like why the hell not? I believe Best Buy sells treadmills too. It may just be HH Gregg but I'd be getting a treadmill next if I can. Run on that shit everyday, tone my thighs. Next because it's not a total priority, a smart phone. Even though HTCs are nice and so are Galaxy's I might get an IPhone. After that shit, and sorting out how to pay for the plan with my dad, a fucking tablet. Just for fucks I'm gonna get a tablet. I could actually use one of those in school, digital textbooks can't be too expensive. Now seeing as it's not definite that I'd have a job, I didn't get promised it, this is just a shopping list for a mad man that expects his flow of money not to stop if it starts. Also, hoping I'd have a girlfriend by then but even if I don't, I'd need to have a retainer of 300$ always available that I've earned. That's for if I need to buy something right away, like the laptop I'm using manages to break down like it always does around my birthday. Or if I'm hopefully dating someone and the master wants to go shopping. Of course I wouldn't spoil her. So I'd have to wait a good amount of time before I have the money I want for most of this stuff. I realize I still haven't explained why I'd be good for this job in-depth. I LOVE TECHNOLOGY AND PEOPLE. Like goddamn me for my social wants and desires. If there is a big lord out there that is. I mean I learn fast, and that's one of the things I got told I have to be able to do. I don't even pay attention and I learn something I don't give two shits about. Imagine how well I'd learn when I pay attention with a genuine interest in what the hell is going on. There's so many departments to work in there. There's the mobile area with all the phones, and tablets, and music players. Then there's the section with all the computers and laptops. Then the videogame section. There's a music section. An entertainment section with a crap ton of T.V.s. Then there's the appliance section. I'm probably leaving out a lot but I'm just saying. I have an aptitude for all of that. I know about quality. Not totally. I don't really know what the difference between a 720P and 1080P resolution is because I never cared to pay attention to it. I just know the higher P the higher refresh rate it has and the slower it can make things. Well enough of me blabbing. My birthday is a month and a half away, and by then the positions may be taken, so I can't have my hopes too high.